This just in: Moby is slightly amusing when writing about Denver

Moby's been in town all week, in case you haven't noticed (we haven't really paid any attention, to tell you the truth). Evidently, he's been drinking coffee at the Brown Palace, which he thinks sounds like some sort of Berlin club for shit fetishists, and when he's not doing that, he's been playing other people's records and making outrageous claims, like comparing Denver in August to Cancun in March, for instance. We learned this all from the week-long DNC blog he's been scribbling for Blender. Turns out, dude is actually slightly amusing. Corny at times, but amusing. -- Dave Herrera