Moving Pictures: Behold the neutered and improved Metallica
Oh heavens, just stumbled across this clip, which, if you're asking, is 75 different kinds of awesome. How about a refreshing new variation on the now well trend of twisting well known tunes into nearly unrecognizable shapes (hello, Richard Cheese, Nouvelle Vague, Dirty Projectors -- how y'all doing), like, say, a diet jazz rendition of "Enter Sandman," complete with matching video? Why yes. Thought you'd never ask. Thank you. And what's that? A Radio Disney-worthy version of "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot, after the jump? You don't say! Splendid.