Five songs Lindsay Lohan might want to leave off her iPod when she heads to court tomorrow

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Lindsay Lohan, America's freckled-faced-sweetheart-turned-hot-freakin'-mess is in boiling water yet again. Ms. Lohan is facing thirty days in the slammer after testing positive for cocaine during a mandatory drug test last week. The actress is scheduled to appear before a judge on Friday who will address the probation violation and determine if she will indeed spend a month behind bars.

As Lohan is well known for her court-centered theatrics, we expect Friday's proceedings to be nothing short of a train wreck, and while the actress may not have her sober scruples about her these days, it's safe to assume that she has an iPod. Here are the top five songs Lindsay should leave off her playlist when she heads to court tomorrow.

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5) Jay-Z - "I Know"

From his American Gangster album, this song is about the darkness of addiction and the attraction therein. "Now your conscience is interfering like, 'Better yourself!' Like, 'You better get help!' But when that medicine's felt -- we're back together." If life was a Jay-Z song, Lindsay would get the starring role.

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4) Guns N' Roses - "My Michelle"

The story of a real-life Michelle, who likes to stay out late at night and do coke for free. Apparently, she stood in her last line for the bathroom some time ago and has since cleaned up her act. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the same can't be said for Ms. Lohan.


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