Brace yourself: Black Friday is coming to Denver seven months early

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Ah, yes, no other way to break this to you than to just go ahead and say it, so here goes... April 22, 2011. Mark your calendar. With apologies to Steely Dan and to the unofficial holiday, that's a day heretofore known as Black Friday, a day you'll want to stay the hell away from Park Meadows.

Brace yourself: That particular day -- which, by some cosmic twist of fate, just happens to be a Friday, if you'll believe it -- Rebecca Black, the young lass responsible for that uplifting ditty "Friday," makes her way to Denver (well, Lone Tree, if you're into splitting hairs). Imagine you probably give less than two shits, but your little sister is going to be stoked. Move over, Bieber.

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fuckdis
fuckdis

It was a prank. She didn't show up. more than 500 people showed. Damn dissapointment

Adam
Adam

When does she come on??? Help me

Aterraso
Aterraso

I think this is crap- so does my 9yo daughter who loves the Bieber

Guest
Guest

roflmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

PopEar
PopEar

I say good for her, she's giving the public what they want. Specifically-- cheesy, shallow, pitch-corrected rhythm-corrected pop music. And (more subtly), she's giving them the Orwellian two minutes' hate.

There's no complaint about RB that couldn't be said about any other pop artist.The only difference is that she's unsigned, and paid $20k instead of $1mil for production. And at that, she got ripped off for $20k, but my guess is they'll break even soon if not already.

AutoTune? Oh please, it's everywhere... especially in pop music. The fact that it was so obvious was testament to shitty production and nothing else.

Shallow Lyrics? Oh please, it's everywhere... especially in pop music. C'mon, Kanye rapping about his "black balls" is any deeper? Really?

And, let it be said, I bet she draws better than any local band ever in Denver. Haters gonna hate, you're just jealous.

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