Top 5 greatest Super Bowl halftime shows

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Judging by the voluminous groans echoing across the country, word is spreading that Madonna will be headlining the Super Bowl halftime show, alongside Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.

Coincidentally, ahem, both women are featured on Madonna's new single, "Give Me All Your Luvin'," the video of which premiered just a bit ago, and the decision to give the trio top billing for halftime reeks of either "synergistic" corporate marketing or someone's truly epic fail in the decision making department.

This could be the worst thing to happen to halftime since New Kids On The Block took the honor from Carol Channing in 1991. Rather than think too deeply on the bizarre cultural mashup that is about to be unleashed amidst America's two most important halves of football, we'd recommend distracting yourself with memories of better times. Choose from one of the best halftime shows ever and use it as a substitute for this year's spectacle.

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5. University of Arizona & University of Michigan Marching Bands, with the Anaheim High School Drill Team, 1967
Despite the fact that this was the first ever meeting between the best teams from the AFC and NFC, it wasn't even a sell out crowd. The people that could've filled those seats missed out. The inaugural Super Bowl halftime show was a shocker, featuring not one marching band, but two! It was a feat so stupendous they didn't even attempt it again the following year. Two marching bands and a high school drill team from Anaheim. Can you imagine something so simple gracing one of the nation's biggest stages now? This was an unprecedented event, but it wasn't designed to entertain millions of TV viewers; just the crowd in the stadium who were waiting for the pep talks to end and the game to resume.

4. In Living Color (Live), 1992
Technically not a band, or even an officially sanctioned Super Bowl halftime event, the Wayans' sketch comedy show aired a live broadcast on Fox in direct competition with CBS's scheduled Super Bowl XXVI halftime show. The Wayans deserve a medal of honor for offering a much-needed alternative to that year's official halftime entertainment, which starred figure skating champions Brian Boitano and Dorothy Hamill (WTF?!). While it wasn't the first competitor to launch a ratings assault against the official halftime show, it was probably the most direly needed. The episode also scores extra points for Damon Wayan's prescient "wardrobe malfunction" during the "Men on Football" sketch.

3. Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, P.Diddy, Kid Rock and Nelly, 2004
Surprised this isn't #1? Come on. Besides adding "wardrobe malfunction" to the American lexicon, this wasn't exactly the best show ever. Yeah, there were theatrics, excellent production design and a sense of relevance sorely missing from subsequent years (in order to avoid additional scandal and FCC fines), but this wasn't the best year ever (except for the fraction of a second for which it will forever be remembered). Who knew Diddy, Kid Rock and Nelly were there too? That's not a good sign. If you really want to have your mind blown, think about the fact that Nelly and Carol Channing are tied for the most individual appearances during Super Bowl halftime shows (two each).


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streetwalkergc
streetwalkergc

Michael Jackson Is still the BEST and number 1! obviously this jerk writer is pro-prince, IDIOT! what's weird with showing message of>> No to prejudice, message of helping and feel the pain of sick,sufferring,hungry children all around the world and world peace? And MJ's performance's profits, he donated to charities.what's weird about that? the writer is the WEIRD here, with innuendos, bullying,mocking and an obvious biased side comments on MJ, FUCK YOU! 

MJ's performance is still the most spectacular, 90 secs of standing ovation before he even open his mouth to sing, the best and still the no.1 performance ever,and the largest viewers ever! i wish prince donated at least a nickel from his performance profits to any children's charity and this writer;his fan help him do it! let see if he even bother to care to do it, he would probably, SNUB you.  Get Fucking Real!

Joyfulgrrl8a
Joyfulgrrl8a

I agree all the way. Prince is a badass! And he didn't have to lip sync either!

Juney7
Juney7

Every one of these "best of the Superbown 1/2 time shows" contains Michael's 1993 performance with some snarky yellow journalistic comment by some unknown medialoid wannabe, when, simply said, Michael's performance was the BEST ever.  Not #2, , not #3, just NO. 1 ALL THE WAY MJ.

Just Me
Just Me

U2 was the best ever.  Period.

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