Wondering what's on Mitt Romney's iPod? Wonder no more. We think we know.

5. "Sweet Child of Mine" - Guns N' Roses

This song is on everyone's iPod. Don't act like it's not. Mitt Romney is just like you. Just. Like. You.

4. "My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion

This is left over from the failed bid from last term. When it's too painful to rehash but too prominent to ignore, Celine saves Romney's day. Again and again.

3. "The Bitch in Yoo" - Common

Having heard about the Drake/Common beef on the campaign trail, Mitt, ever the astute investigator, decided to do some research of his own into Common's bulletproof feud persona. We suspect he's taking pointers.

2. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana

Deep down, Mitt wanted to be a punk-rock kid, but no bad-ass punk-rock kids are named Mitt, are they? Anyhow, this is self-indulgence at its finest. Oooh, and the thought of that perfect hair banging back and forth to the beat? Amazing.

1. "Shame on a Nigga" - Wu-Tang Clan

Mitt Romney is buckwild with the trigger, son. He'll "fuck yo ass up!" He's that dude to watch. He'll blow up your whole country, yo! And don't you forget it. George Bush ain't got shit on Mitt! Most likely found under the playlist "Motivation," this track suggests Mitt Romney ain't nothing to fuck with.