Madge reportedly hiring Madonna-bes to impersonate her on her upcoming MDNA tour

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Brian Landis Folkins
If you spy a woman that look like this, it may or may not be Madonna.
Oh, now, this is rich: In an effort to thwart the efforts of any would-be paparazzi on her upcoming tour, which hits the Pepsi Center on Thursday, October 18, Madonna has reportedly contracted a cluster of Madonna-bes to impersonator her in various cities. If indeed true (for what it's worth, this tidbit comes from NME by way of the National Enquirer), this is a shrewd move on her part. Note to Madge, though: If you really want to throw off the scent and drive the paps (if there even is such a thing in Denver) crazy, we recommend dispatching your so-called "decoys" and "clones" to Cherry Creek. We hear there's a high concentration of cougars in that particular enclave. Hmm... where else could the Madonna-bes blend in? Any ideas?



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2 comments
Richyng
Richyng

makes sense.   she's probably got some loons on her trail.  

Denverboom
Denverboom

It is probably hard to find other 70 year old women in as good of shape as Madonna.  

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