Ten sad, strange and sexy Christmas songs

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4. "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt
Somehow this one makes it on to radio playlists every year, but it shouldn't! It's one of the dirtiest out there. You may sing it as it comes on at the grocery store, in the mall, or at the ice rink, but have you really ever thought about some of those lyrics, particularly that refrain, "Hurry down my chimney tonight?" Monroe was just asking for Santa to stuff her stocking.

3. "Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter is as dirty as Kris Kringle is round. The guy's other songs include "Strokin'," about sex, and "Making Love (At The End Of The Dark Street)," also about sex. Here, Carter makes Santa about sex, too... and having sex with Santa never sounded like so much fun. What makes the track even better is that it's from 1968, making it clear Santa has more than four decades of stamina hidden underneath that red suit.

2. "Dick In A Box" by The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake
Oooh weeee, this original Christmas song was at the top of every woman's Christmas list upon premiering on Saturday Night Live in December 2006. The track features Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake serenading -- and seducing -- the women of SNL with their, umm, "special" Christmas gifts. The song is nothing without the video, which hilariously casts Samberg and Timberlake as '90s crooners that give K-Ci and JoJo a run for their money... and gold chains.

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"Millie Pulled A Pistol on Santa Claus" snubbed. How soon we forget... SMH


I don't know if Marilyn Monroe ever sang Santa Baby...if she did I haven't heard that version. But in any event, the version you have here isn't Marilyn --- It's the one and only Eartha Kitt.

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