Ten sad, strange and sexy Christmas songs
1. "Christmas Tree" by Lady Gaga feat. Space Cowboy
Before Lady Gaga went all serious, seeking credibility over raunch, she boinked Santa Claus (or one of his elves) underneath a Christmas tree. Then, feeling inspired, she and one of her early producers, Space Cowboy (that's him on the second verse), wrote this song to commemorate the occasion. It may be a nice little ditty that combines elements of several classic holiday songs, but when you're done listening to it, you'll feel so dirty you'll want to roast your chestnuts over an open fire.