The ten worst EDM songs of 2012

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8. Avicii's "Two Million"
Do you know how many songs Avicii has released this year? Like, three. This is one of them, and it celebrated reaching two million likes on Facebook. If this is what two million views sounds like, I'd hate to see what happens when this "prodigy" reaches three million: Record your vacuum cleaner while running a bag full of change in your dryer, then kick the side of the dryer, and BAM!, you'll have the next Avicii hit.


7. Knife Party's "Internet Friends"
This is perhaps the most confusing song ever played at a rave in that it had everyone and their friends checking their pockets for a phone call, then thinking the DJs had a phone plugged in, then realizing that it was all a big joke. The noises are painful to listen to, and the female British voice is obnoxious. However, it's understandable that legions of Facebook-addicted tweens love this song simply because it makes a reference to blocking someone on Facebook, which is what drama queens seem to live for in this day in age.


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6 comments
ndwolf1991
ndwolf1991

Hehehe good list of utterly horrible songs.

x2tallx09
x2tallx09

Cant tell if trolling or serious....... wait.... yup hes trolling.

tvtv
tvtv

all i read was hipster rage....get over yourself and get on the dancefloor

John Slomski Jr
John Slomski Jr

Wow really? Where in "don't you worry child" does it talk about drugs? And how many non-edm songs are comforting? Tons! Not valid reasons for listing that one.

Ken Wilcox Kon-flikt
Ken Wilcox Kon-flikt

I don't know who wrote this list or decided the tracks for it but some of those tracks really don't belong on there. Some do though....

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