The twenty best concert quotes of 2012
"It's not because I'm going deaf -- I just want it louder! It's good for your ears because it's good for you heart. If it's good for your heart, it's good for your cock. If it's good for my cock, well, that's fucking good, isn't it? Right? Let's make it louder!"
"I have miserable songs in all keys, even suspended ones -- but I don't know what they are -- that only jazz guys and Bob Mould use."
"Just kick me in the head. I'll wake up eventually."
"Sometimes I just like to stand up here and tune the guitar. I like to look busy. I tried building bookshelves, but everyone got really upset. They're like, 'I didn't pay for this.' You didn't even see it. I'm not done. It's going to be so great. You got something against mahogany?"
"What? Oh, you want to make a sex tape. I'll tell you what, girlfriend, you can save that Kardashian shit. I made my first sex tape back in 1982, and except for the two hours I spent on stage with the brothers here, I was naked the whole motherfucking tour. Yeah, man! That was a good year. That was a very good year. I slept with every good-looking girl who had two legs in her pants. Even slept with an amputee. She was missing a forearm, but I think it still counts. What are you laughing at? I'm capable of a relationship. I'm not insensitive. Hey, I'm only missing a few parts. What, are you going to vote me off the motherfucking island? I don't think so."
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