Five things Justin Bieber should know before getting blunted in Denver

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3. Our hotel rooms have functioning smoke detectors.
Unlike whatever hotel room you were chillin' in last week in SoCal, the smoke detectors work here, so you may need to resort to some subversive tactics. Know how to cover up smoking indoors? Ever tried the "damp towel by the door" method? The wetness prevents any smoke form seeping out into the hall where unscrupulous types may be lurking with smart phones in hand. Also, you might want to throw a "Belieber" sticker over the smoke detector (or, all of them depending on how large your suite is), so you don't unwittingly sound an annoying buzzer while you're getting baked.

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2. Don't bother carrying your own stash.
We see this all the time from celebrities who simply think they are above the law: Don't get caught carrying your own pot. Sure, it's cool to walk into an after party with a bag of the sticky icky, and we all feel good packing the bong when we got some weed worth being prideful of (in Colorado, we are very proud of our weed strains), but honestly, it would be a lot cooler if you had someone to carry the goods for you -- not to mention that the herb is probably much better here than that skunk weed you've been smoking.

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1. All eyes ere on you.
Dude, it's the 21st century, and if you think you are going to go anywhere and be safe from iPhone/Android cameras, you're not. Everywhere you go, they'll be as many phones filming you as eyes watching you tonight at the Pepsi Center. That said, for chrrisakes, Biebs, use discretion.





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Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter

Something tells me the world has to end before "The Bieb" is 21.

Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter

@bongsucker Seems I've seen that written by someone else multiple times...hmm...maybe NOT someone else.

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