The five best local musical missed connections on Craigslist, illustrated for your amusement

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Noah Van Sciver

Craigslist is a place where weirdos and miscellaneous miscreants alike can convene in the relative privacy of anonymity without the prying and scrutinizing eye of the public -- well, except for the fact that we're all voyeurs who stalk the web round-the-clock for the latest absurdity to distract us from the soul crushing realities of our everyday lives. Amirite? And everybody knows there's no place better to find such fodder than missed connections. Here's this week's five best musical missed connections, in all their creeptastic glory, unedited and re-imagined by Noah Van Sciver, our resident genius. Spoiler alert: This installment is filled with excessive amounts of PDA and puking. Ah, yes, true love at last.

See also:
- Missed Connections from Westword Music Showcase 2011
- Missed Connections from STS9 at Red Rocks
- Missed connections from Global Dance Festival

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Noah Van Sciver

Vanilla Ice Concert - m4w - 24

Well we got about 10 steps and 10 words into the conversation before it went bad. Emily was your name and before we made it to the stage you tossed your cookies :-p. I felt bad but knew you were embarrassed and you disappeared like that. Hope you made it home safe. You were a cutie.. didn't get to tell you that but now you know



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