The ten biggest concert buzzkills
Noah Van Sciver
1. The Show Bro
This loathsome gentleman is perhaps the most cavalier and subsequently detestable of the bunch. You can witness him embodying all the traits here and then some, engaging in similar deplorable behavior from all these species often in the same night. After slamming viciously into his fellow patrons, this shirtless, towering hulk will often pull out his phone and take a picture of the band or himself and his friends, and then make his way, drunkenly of course, to the middle of the crowd, where he'll obliviously chat up his pals about all the talent in the building, before proceeding to come on to all the unsuspecting ladies in the joint. Occasionally, he'll snap out of his stupor long enough to either sing along tunelessly with the band or to shout out his setlist demands. Yessir, this dude's a keeper.
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