The ten biggest concert buzzkills
Noah Van Sciver
4. The Director
Next to The Talker, this person is perhaps the most baffling of the bunch. They go to the effort of coming out to a concert, right? Presumably it's for the live experience, you know, so they can see their favorite band in the flesh and all, but then they spend the bulk of their time watching the show through the display on their phone, like they're watching TV! Worse, they shoot the show (or film it, as the case may be) -- the whole damn thing -- like they're being paid. Evidently, memories just aren't enough these days. Fact is, they're not being paid. We've seen their photos and they're shit. Worse, the videos. Oh, man, the videos, and don't even get us started on the crackling audio. Tell me I'm wrong -- surely you've seen their handiwork on Facebook and YouTube.