Ten tunes to play when you're getting laid
Gangstas: Notorious Big - "Me and My Bitch"
To the true gangsta lady, "bitch" is a term of endearment. Don't be ashamed, fellas. You can be hard on the streets but a softie in the bedroom. Your bitch will thank you, and you will thank us in the morning. You're welcome.
Pop Lovers: Katy Perry - "The One That Got Away"
Because people who love Top 40 seem to always have some big romantic dilemma, we thought this lost-love song would light up pop lover's hearts. Of course, you can't just stick this song on the stereo and hope for the best; this one must be watched. Not only does it show two people in love, but also it has a little Johnny Cash thrown in, and everyone loves tatted-up rich old bitches...as long as there's some Johnny Cash.
'80s Lovers: Berlin - "Take My Breath Away"
This song is in Top Gun, which is the most awesome '80s movie ever made. If your date was alive in the '80s, chances are good he or she has definitely had sex to this song. Light a candle, put on some mirrored shades, and get the party started! It's a sure thing. (Just steer clear of quotes like "I feel the need...the need for speed." Quickness is not a positive here.)