The 50 worst rap lyrics: The complete list

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We've finally arrived: The The best of the worst. The creme de la crap. The unholy of unholies. If you thought 50-11 were bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet. These are the lyrics that can turn a good album sour, and make a bad album laughable. Included are quotes from Eminem, Lil B, J. Cole, 2 Chainz, ICP and more. Continue on for the brutal conclusion the fifty worst rap lyrics of all time

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50. M.I.M.S. - "This is Why I'm Hot"

"I'm hot cuz I'm fly. You ain't cuz you not."

Hey, Mims. Not fair. You at least have to explain to me why I'm not hot, so that I can correct my behavior and someday become, you know, hot.

See also: A graphical dissertation of "This is Why I'm Hot"

49. MC Hammer - "Pumps and a Bump"

"I don't like 'em figgity fat, I like 'em stiggity stacked/You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back."

You know what's wiggity wack? This liggity line. Thank giggity God this trend diggity died diggity decades ago. In figgity fact, if I never hear rhyming like this again, unless it's for a Das EFX reunion, it'll be too siggity soon.

48. Ice Cube - "It Was a Good Day"

"And my dick runs deep, so deep/So deep put her ass to sleep,"

Ice Cube has been with a lot of ladies, so it's possible that he knows something that we don't, but generally putting her ass to sleep is something to avoid mid-coitus.

47. Lil' Wayne - "Goulish"

"Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love him/His head up his ass, I'mma have to head-butt him"

This is the rhyme that Wayne began his Pusha T diss with, so no matter what he said after, he had already lost. Wordplay for the sake of wordplay is like chewing for the sake of chewing.

See also: Top 60 Worst Lil Wayne Lines on Tha Carter IV

46. Notorious B.I.G. - "The Ten Crack Commandments"

"Rule nombre uno"

Big is one of the greatest American rappers of all time, but did you know that he's also one of the greatest Spanglish rappers of all time? Sure, "nombre" means "name," but, come on, this is America. If it sounds Spanish and you know what he's trying to say then, functionally, you're speaking the language.



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24 comments
Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

recycled Buzzfeed'esque list from early yesteryear.

Sam Serkman
Sam Serkman

I love how many times Lil' Wayne is on here!

Leon Wilcox
Leon Wilcox

Anything by lil Wayne should be on this list

mc137x
mc137x

for number 30, he means cray as in cray-fish pronounced "craw" fish

hankisdank
hankisdank

Who can forget Lil Wayne's "Make you turn into a vegetable, like you lyin' in soup" from Miss Me

FrenchJimmyNova
FrenchJimmyNova

For the "Rule Nombre Uno", "nombre" might be the french word for "number". Maybe it doesn't deserve it place here..

chingy9000
chingy9000

In this article: average white people picking on dumb lines overheard in the music they secretly enjoy

jwallick35
jwallick35

Rap is awful, period. The fact that most of these rappers listed here are popular, just goes to show how many stupid people there are in the world. Pure garbage.

dheerlein27
dheerlein27

This is hilarious, but how in the world did you forget "And I gotta ni**a, grocery bag" from Bedrock. That should be number 1!

madridmobile
madridmobile

As a rap fan, I got a kick out of this list. I would like to add one. "I'm so famous/ I made Beyonce famous." - Wycleff


Kate Steak
Kate Steak

What is up with this constant juggalo coverage. Isn't their anything else you can write about?!?

Lance Cayko
Lance Cayko

And just when I was going to start complaining that you guys were slipping on articles about Juggalos.... you guys totally redeem yourselves! (sarcasm)

Rob Payne
Rob Payne

That was as easy as clicking "Unlike" and it felt gooood

Rob Payne
Rob Payne

Im done with the wasteword. I used to love reading this publication. But I am done with fuggalo blasting, and the rest of the retarded journalism your staff has been posting for the past few months. BYE

Fitz Greg
Fitz Greg

Not enough Juggalo pics. I'm disappointed.

RAPSUCKS
RAPSUCKS

Please don't ever link poetry with this piece of sht genre again. It's a disgrace.

RAPSUCKS
RAPSUCKS

This proves that rappers are fking stupid.

Matt Zebracki
Matt Zebracki

@ manny just because you cant understand it doesn't mean its not music. heres the lyrics to the second song. It actually isn't just "unintelligible grunts." A child's mind is easily inspired, violence fuels the fire.Video games and chaotic scenes, are what they see, act out violently.Absorbing what they view, repeating words we say In a culture of profanity, ignorance starts at a young age Throughout history, bloodshed would always be No way to stop the conflicts fought, we have destructive genes Entrenched in our anatomy, from genetically enhanced apes Planted by beings from space, a loathing hate we can't delete In this endless cycle of violence, we can't escape From the big bang to street gangs, we live it everyday When this endless cycle of violence, reinvigorates Give us our lives, give us strength TV shows the mind to kill, images of murder every night Triggers their brains, to be adult like in every way A baby sitter for lazy parents, we can't control it The corporate sponsors, flood them with gluttons Absorbing what they view, repeating words we say In a culture of profanity, ignorance starts at a young age Throughout history, bloodshed would always be No way to stop the conflicts fought We have destructive genes In this endless cycle of violence, we can't escape From the big bang to street gangs, we live it everyday When this endless cycle of violence, invigorates Give us our lives, give us strength

Matt Zebracki
Matt Zebracki

remove everything and just leave, icp, souljaboy, nicki minaj and split the 50 between the 3.

Drew Fuelling
Drew Fuelling

Atleast it has musicians and less reliance on producers.

Randy Eichner
Randy Eichner

pahahahaha its crap period! It's not even music! These 2 idiots look pathetic kiss rejects lmmfao! My hoes my drugs my gang my gun my my my nothing but a bunch of idiots pretending music! An infection on real music!

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