The gentlemen of Ultra Music Festival 2013
Photo by George Martinez
By Victor Gonzalez
Gay, straight, bi or simply rolling face, if you're a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there was nothing wrong with showing off your manhood in Miami this past weekend. It's Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male ravers are loud, proud and hanging 'round in their Diesel underpants, Umbro soccer shorts and furry boots. Here are the top ten nearly naked raver bros spotted at Ultra 2013.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Y'all have heard of Santa Claus, right? This is his raving doppelgänger, Santa Cock.
The Village People called; they need the headdress back, papo.