Ten tips for finding love at an EDM fest
10. Believe and Be Found by Love
Photo by George Martinez
Despite EDM fests being sweaty mob scenes, our new pal Stacey believes wholeheartedly in the chance to find love amid the uhntz-uhntz-ing masses.
"One day, love will find me," she swears. "I'm trying. It's why I'm here."
Is Ultra, held last weekend in Miami, a good place to meet dudes?
"Absolutely," she says. "It's just one more thing in common. If you party together, you stay together. I'm a firm believer, because then you have nothing to worry about, nothing to hide."
How to get the heart of a woman who raves?
"Sense of humor," she said. "You've got to be funny. If I'm not laughing, you're not happening."
9. Don't Bother With the Dudes, Love Your BFF
Are these best friends forever looking for love at festivals, too? "Yes, actually, every single time," they say. "But then Ultra week, it's like, fuck that."
"Fuck guys here," the blonde friend says. "While you're here, it's fun. When you go home, fuck that. It's weird as shit. You would never know. They're so weird. You don't want to do that. Do not find love at a rave!"
Sorry, dudes, these ladies don't want your "weird diseases."