Ten tips for finding love at an EDM fest

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10. Believe and Be Found by Love
Despite EDM fests being sweaty mob scenes, our new pal Stacey believes wholeheartedly in the chance to find love amid the uhntz-uhntz-ing masses.

"One day, love will find me," she swears. "I'm trying. It's why I'm here."

Is Ultra, held last weekend in Miami, a good place to meet dudes?

"Absolutely," she says. "It's just one more thing in common. If you party together, you stay together. I'm a firm believer, because then you have nothing to worry about, nothing to hide."

How to get the heart of a woman who raves?

"Sense of humor," she said. "You've got to be funny. If I'm not laughing, you're not happening."

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9. Don't Bother With the Dudes, Love Your BFF
Are these best friends forever looking for love at festivals, too? "Yes, actually, every single time," they say. "But then Ultra week, it's like, fuck that."

"Fuck guys here," the blonde friend says. "While you're here, it's fun. When you go home, fuck that. It's weird as shit. You would never know. They're so weird. You don't want to do that. Do not find love at a rave!"

Sorry, dudes, these ladies don't want your "weird diseases."


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7 comments
Ken Champion
Ken Champion

that's a rave, now it's just mobile clubs.

Chris Church
Chris Church

While over heating in my latex tiger suit, I decided to roll instead of getting some water. The best mistake I've ever made! I awoke in the back of an ambulence, latex full of feces, I.V in, and a heart-beat in my genitals from a recently placed catheter. When my eyes came back to focus and the pounding of drum n bass left my pre-frontal cortex, there she was; Bambi the paramedic, my still to be future ex-girlfriend.

Matt Cobos
Matt Cobos

Jeff Cobos, you probably have a story too.

Scott McMahon
Scott McMahon

Way back when they were held in the WORST parts of the city and you got there by word of mouth..maybe a flier.

Matt Cobos
Matt Cobos

Well, I had just begun to peak on my LSD and was about to take a massive dip of molly when I heard a voice between bass drops. "I'll trade you a Pink Patton Triple Stack for a key bump of molly." the girl's voice said. I turned around to see the craziest streaks of light I had ever seen and there she was with 2 Pink Patton Triple Stacks. "They have Patton Oswalt's face on them. That's how you know they're real." she said. So we proceeded to trade drugs and make out before we even knew each other's names. Eventually I fingered her in the crowd during Bassnectar, we told each other our entire life stories and here we are 1 week later still going strong! Thanks EDM! (Does anybody have any drugs? I'm super desperate.)

Robb Pierce
Robb Pierce

I'll express myself by not listening to crappy music!

Matthew Munn
Matthew Munn

Before "EDM" was a marketing gimmick, there were real raves. I introduced myself to my future wife at one called Fun Factory 2000. We were married 2 years later, and we're still going strong.

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