Mike Busey brings viral lapdances and Three 6 Mafia's BBQ seasoning to the Gathering

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Nate "Igor" Smith
Big LA, on the left, star of TMZ's video that went viral yesterday.
Yesterday, TMZ posted a video of a juggalo stripper giving a lap dance to the belly button of an enormously fat man here at the Gathering -- a short film actually shot by DJ Paul of Three 6 Mafia/Da Mafia 6ix fame. The video quickly went viral.

We know what you are asking yourself: Who is this man of such impressive girth? How did he and the kindly young lady in the video find one another? Luckily for you, we have these answers which you seek.


See also: Our complete coverage of the Gathering

The man's name is Big LA. He is here at the Gathering of the Juggalos with Mike Busey (and the "Busey Beauties"), who runs an Orlando-based full-service party organization headed up by the nephew of celebrated actor and legendary madman Gary Busey. Together, Busey, Big LA and their beauties have been operating something of an outdoor stripclub here on the grounds.

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Busey, fourth from the left, and his on-site crew of merry misfits.

When one wanders past Busey's makeshift stripper-pole setup, one is invited to come and purchase a T-shirt. Those who do so are then ushered over to a nearby chair for a gratis lap dance from the girls, who can otherwise be found pole-dancing and swinging and spraying water at one another.

DJ Paul, who shot the video, is in the mix because, in addition to performing at the Gathering this year, he is selling his own "DJ Paul's On Errthang All Purpose Seasoning" and BBQ sauce, and he brokered a deal with the Busey tent to hawk his wares. (We bought some. It is delicious.) The video he shot was but a short glimpse into what is happening around Busey's booth almost constantly.

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Nate "Igor" Smith

Busey describes himself as "The King of Rock & Roll Debauchery," and his website features, among other things, a picture of Ron Jeremy taking a shit.

His home is a lakefront, 30-acre compound dubbed "The Sausage Castle," which boasts a hot tub, boxing ring and outdoor tiki bar. His full-service party company offers multiple packages for interested partiers -- you can hire Busey and Big LA to come to your event, or you can take advantage of their "Rockstar Weekends" service. Essentially, you head down to Orlando and take part in a hedonistic, debaucherous party hosted by Busey, filled with strippers, while a photographer captures it all for your "Precious Memories" photo albums. From his website:

Have you ever wanted to get away and be apart of something so fucking crazy non of your friends would believe it really happened to you! Looking to break lose and get away? Have you always wanted to treat yourself? You seen the videos & pictures here is your chance to be apart of the life changing madness right here right now!!!!!

It does not fucking matter what you want! If you got the $$$$ Mike Busey & friends will make your fantasies become realities!

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The Busey Beauties, operating a power-tool with a giant floppy dildo mounted on it.

Outside of the standard-fare package, which basically consists of hanging out at Busey's house with a big fat guy and all of their scantily clad female friends, his site also claims to be able to accommodate those looking to get "really wild."

Continue to page two for the "really wild" package.


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43 comments
Sam DeWitt
Sam DeWitt

Does Patricia Calhoun still work for this paper? Good lord, this is embarrassing.

Tommy Ray
Tommy Ray

I'm not sure you can call it a lap dance if you don't have a lap.

A-stitch Saves Minds
A-stitch Saves Minds

No one gives a rats ass. & this guy is a walking heart attack & stroke. Try an article on obesity & all the additives in foods that make humans crave junk food.

Cody Wilczek
Cody Wilczek

I think the onion has better info than the westword!

Virgil Dunn
Virgil Dunn

WestTurd mus truly enjoy trolling its own audience.

Matt Blean
Matt Blean

Enooough with the juggalo stories already.

Tony Zamora
Tony Zamora

Why are we caring about this guy ???

Cody Lott
Cody Lott

If u cant beaten join em heh?

Michael Hartman
Michael Hartman

Step your game up Westword. I shit better variety than you post.

Keith A. Badje
Keith A. Badje

Stop Westword. Please stop. Nobody cares about these zero hit wonders and their horrible fanbase of drug addled trash too dumb for Limp Bizkit. The event doesn't even take place in Colorado. Just stop!

Clayton Capra
Clayton Capra

WTF man, just tell us this is paid advertising otherwise you look like complete tools with your obsession with this band.

Mickey Lee
Mickey Lee

Westword must not read these comments because it's obvious readers don't give a shit about Juggalo's or the dude that hates Colorado, but they keep writing about it.

Peter Handler
Peter Handler

westword please fuck off and let me know when you get the taste of clown dick off your breath. this is journalism? seriously? i only want the worst for you and your families as long as you keep this up!

Ray Lakers
Ray Lakers

*WANNA TRAVEL TO LA, MIAMI, VEGAS with MIKE BUSEY? *WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP OR SHOOT SOME SERIOUS WEAPONS? *THE APPEARANCE OF A CELEBRITY FRIEND OF MIKE BUSEY's *SKATE BOARD SESSION W/ WEEMAN? *GO ON A DANGEROUS VOAYGE WITH MANNY PUIG? *GET A KICK ASS TATTOO? *SKY DIVE W/SEXY NAKED STRIPPERS? *DIEING OF CANCER & NEVER BEEN TO WALT DISNEY WORLD? *WANT GET COVERED IN COCO AND SPANKED WITH SUMMER SAUSAGES? IT DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT OR CAN DREAM OF: "If you got the money, Mike Busey will make it happen!"

Robert Rundgren
Robert Rundgren

wtf west word you are going downhill no one cares about thoses ass clowns

Kandi Kandi
Kandi Kandi

Ok Westword im so over this nonsense. Cant you find better things to talk about????

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