Photos: The disappearing shirt crisis deepens at HARD Red Rocks (NSFW)

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Aaron Thackeray
HARD is an organization that brings skyrocketing DJs in sunglasses and aggressively patterned shirts to venues and boats around the country. Last night, the Red Rocks installment (HARD: Red Rocks, duh) brought headliners Nero and Dillion Francis along with a few more artists and several thousand people who are, in fact, hard to our favorite quiet little park along the front range. Remember a couple weeks ago, when we brought you dire news from said park about an attack on the shirts of America's helpless youth? GUESS WHAT? IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

It is our solemn duty to bring you documentation in the form of more photos from the steady lens of Aaron Thackeray, along with increasingly hysterical reports from the scene. I'm deeply sorry.

See also: The great disappearing shirt crisis of Global Dance Festival 2014

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Aaron Thackeray
Hydration is so important. Always hydrate, even when your shirt vanishes mysteriously. A dehydrated human is a defenseless human.

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Aaron Thackeray
Run! No amount of bracelets will save you!

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Aaron Thackeray
Do you have your buddy? FIND YOUR BUDDY. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A SYSTEM.

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Aaron Thackeray
It's always good to have multiple buddies. Hang tight to your buddies, and you will always be ready to Hang Loose.

The situation gets harder on the next page.



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37 comments
auroraskywalker
auroraskywalker

Not a single soul at any EDM event gives a flying fuck about what anyone thinks about them NOR do they care to judge their fellow music lovers. These people have some good photos now to commemorate their kick ass time. MYSELF INCLUDED.

Skid Jarrett Gilmore
Skid Jarrett Gilmore

I think Westword is all unpaid interns or the writers get minimum wage anymore.

June Rodgers
June Rodgers

You guys need Amber Taufen back as a music reviewer she knows how to write articles about the actual concerts!!

Randall Erkelens
Randall Erkelens

Is the demographic of Westword the same reader of Maxxim?

June Rodgers
June Rodgers

We don't give a fuck about what people wear most of us are not as judgmental as this writer of yours seems to be! Review the music not the crowd!

Junedeer420
Junedeer420

I think flat brimmed hats are more of a crisis then people wearing shirts you feel are to revealing. You all have become Judgy Mcjudgersons over people's clothing at shows. How about actually reviewing the music instead of picking on people for their clothing (or lack there of) choices!

Chelly Serna
Chelly Serna

It's all fun and games until they try to get jobs in the real world and these pictures come up.

Josh Bradley
Josh Bradley

At least? You make that sound like it's a bad thing :p

Marge Barry
Marge Barry

Idk but her eyebrows make a statement.

Matt Baca
Matt Baca

Clothing isn't the only thing disappearing. Musical taste disappeared long ago.

Michelle Rodriquez-Porter
Michelle Rodriquez-Porter

I swear some guy with an eternal hard on covers these concerts. Hello how about hot men! Ladies would love it and so would our gay population. I volunteer!

Zach Williams
Zach Williams

It's red rocks not like it's a church sermon at least they weren't showing their crotches

Stephanie Marie
Stephanie Marie

The shirts didnt disappear. Self respect and morals did.

Stev En
Stev En

Leopard top needs to call me

aimeelamb
aimeelamb

Wtf is with Westword? This is the second post I've seen this week shaming women for their clothing (or lack thereof) choices. 


I thought we were living in a fairly progressive city. Come on!

Chris Hansen
Chris Hansen

I bet there won't be any disappearing shirts at the Stryper show tonight

Kaleigh Warren
Kaleigh Warren

Allison Price this is what he took my picture for I'm the first picture lmao

Britt Mapes
Britt Mapes

Eventually these girls are just gonna show up butt ass naked lol

Ari Paige
Ari Paige

Westword internet writers....

Dustin Rule
Dustin Rule

nice hat "who the fuck is molly" classy

Jeremy Evans
Jeremy Evans

Look art the forehead on that bitch, she high.

Rian Milehigh
Rian Milehigh

Seen the girl with the orange top black skirt on, looked amazing

Mr_H
Mr_H

Classic.

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