Denver Music Blog

​If you like playing in "the realm of 32nd notes" in time signatures such as "13/16 and 5/8" and have a great love for all things Dungeons & Dragons when it comes to lyrics, get thee to Lakewood, where "Zack" awaits you as his musical soulmate. Also, you should not be a druggie, since Zack's songs require "110% of your focused attention," which druggies clearly can't offer. You also won't be able to check out his tunes on MySpace, since he plays "faster than the resolution of their audio capabilities allows for." which is pretty impressive... Is he joking? Is he for real? Is he a chubby dude in a Dragonforce T-shirt living in his mom's basement? Will he ask you to pull a guitar out of a stone as part of the audition process? If you've got the chops to confirm or deny, respond to his ad here, and let us know what you find out... or just read the full, hilarious text of the ad after the jump and leave a response in the comments.

Just received word that Immortal Dominion, the subject of a recent extended Q&A, has begun the search for a new drummer. Evidently, at the behest of Sterling Winfield, the producer of Primortal, the band's latest platter, the outfit enlisted a studio drummer named Matt Thompson for the sessions. From the sounds of it, this move didn't sit too well with Ben Huntwork, Immortal's timekeeper for the past fifteen years, as he's since opted to part ways with the group. Which means the group is now looking for a well rounded skinsman to fill his slot. Got the chops? Drop guitarist/vocalist Brian Villers a line.

Ah, what is it about the changing of the seasons that brings changes in lineups? One of the more compelling hard rock bands on the front range, Circle # Dot, fronted by former drummer turned frontman Matt Card, is seeking a bass player. If you like bands like Clutch and High on Fire and happen to play the bass, then this very well may be your next band.