In his new column, award-winning goofball Shea Serrano, whose recent exploits include Bun B's Rapper Coloring and Activity Book, writes about his life and times.
Here's what you need to know about Robert Sylvester Kelly: He's the fucking best. At singing. At wearing masks. At making videos of himself having sex. All of it. And so of course his new album, Black Panties, does amazing things. There's one part where he says he wants to make crazy faces in the mirror just because it's fun, and on a different part, he says he's going to marry a pussy because it's an extra special pussy. Originally, the plan here was to give you a rundown Black Panties using GIFs that captured each song's essence. But that would have required using anime pornography, which didn't seem appropriate. So instead: ADORABLE BABY ANIMAL GIFs!
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