Quiznos is the sandwich of choice for half-naked playmates

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While Denver-born restaurant chain Chipotle is getting flak for its new ad campaign's distinct lack of cojones, the marketing for Quiznos Sub Shop, another local restaurant chain done (sorta) good, still shows a lot of balls. Or, to be more accurate in this particular case, a lot of boobs. The Playboy "2 Girls, 1 Sub" commercial posted above isn't really safe for work, unless your work is all for scantily-clad ladies double-teaming a toasted sandwich and getting condiments on their bosoms. While Quiznos has apparently denied involvement in this product placement to end all product placements, like the bad boys over at the Denver Egotist who spotted the ad, we say bullshit. We've seen those creepy mutant hamster commercials and "Put it in me" talking-oven spots, so we know for a fact that the folks at Quiznos are sick enough to make this ad happen.


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Cheap escorts

The above video is interesting to watch. Both the half naked girls gives the nice performance on it. Her expressions are great to watch when she eat the sandwich.

michel jhon
michel jhon

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club penguin cheats
club penguin cheats

I thought it was awesome! i am a 39 year old male.. and with an understanding in marketing., I think this was executed perfectly!

us americans are too pussified! when given a choice to vote on something we have all these self-righteous opinions that in and of itself means nothing...

Holly Arnold Kinney
Holly Arnold Kinney

I just built a fully operational green house in my back yard, started home composting last year and have a raised garden in my back yard, growing fava beans, spinich, lettuce, buttercrunch lettuce, tomoatos, serranos, cucumbers, zuchini, yellow neck squash, etc. I'm now going to create raised gardens at the Fort, (my restaraunt) by end of this summer to mulch, get good worm'y dirt, this fall and winter, so next Spring/summer we can grow our own organic lettuces at the Fort, with fresh herbs, etc. This is new for me, but now I'm hooked!At home we save at least $70 per week on growing our own vegetables and home composting then buying expensive fertilizers, and store bought lettuce,etc. The best reward: and it tastes 1,000 times better!Huzzah!

Says says says says says
Says says says says says

"you're now thinking of quizno, you'll talk about it"

Ya know, a while back a whole LOT of people were 'talking about' AIG and a few other banks...

talking about a product/business != positive support

The only thing I'll talk/think about is how I don't eat there because they maintain repulsive advertising methods.

"I don't care what the product is. If more ads were like this I would watch more television."

As would many other children whose minds could so easily and inadvertently distort such vulgarity (into something such as objectifying females).

Random dude
Random dude

It pleases me greatly to see others' distaste for this advertising method for food. Quiznos had another commercial going shortly after they started to become popular which had 2 repulsive creatures arguing about something and I had not set foot in a quiznos shop until they stopped showing such ads. Now they're at it again... Fool me once, shame on you--fool me twice shame on me.

eh
eh

what do they mean by "1 cup"? one bra cup? one coffee refill? (yeah, i've never seen the ad)

Mari
Mari

WTF.. very stupid. No wonder it was pulled.

Cate Watson
Cate Watson

Quizno's may think this stupid ad will win them new customers (like the horny 12-year-olds who've left comments about boners), but here's what they've lost: my family. We used to stop regularly at Quizno's. Not any more. Why support this trash? I'd rather watch that moronic Burger King ad about square butts - and that one's not exactly appetizing, either.

carlos
carlos

marketing at its finest! I love it!

Randy
Randy

What's that song?

Anonymous
Anonymous

The sheer volume of people who dislike this ad is only a testament to the amount of sexual repression that sadly chokes away at us Americans.

I don't care what the product is. If more ads were like this I would watch more television.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Anyone who LIKES this ad apparently hasn't seen two girls one cup or is into that kind of thing they're doing in the 2G1C video.

adam
adam

I would give anything to be that sandwich...

len
len

if u want to vomit after seeing this ur GAY. Nice ad.

fin
fin

How is it everyone knows about 2 chicks and a cup? And I know if you knew about it, you'd watch it. Why, you watched this didn't you?

PHX
PHX

Awesome commercial. Show it on TV.

Kangaroo_Deziner
Kangaroo_Deziner

The 2 Girls 1 Cup parody here isn't really clever, per se, but it is hilarious. This is one of the funniest commercials I've seen for a while.

disgusting pig
disgusting pig

This is the weakest video ever, this isnt hot at all. Where is the vomit? Where are the farts? TAAAME

Frederick Robinson
Frederick Robinson

I thought it was awesome! i am a 39 year old male.. and with an understanding in marketing., I think this was executed perfectly!

us americans are too pussified! when given a choice to vote on something we have all these self-righteous opinions that in and of itself means nothing...

the end result.. you saw this ad... you're now thinking of quizno, you'll talk about it.. maybe even show it to friends...

as we say in the marketing world....

CONVERSION!!!!!!!!!!

lam
lam

one cliche and you think it's clever? like this shyt is profound at all

Anonymous
Anonymous

As usual, white people don't know how to choose gorgeous Asian women. Always going for the slant-eyed ones, I see. Good job. Keep snatching up those slantys, I'll keep the normal, far better looking ones to myself, suckers.

Oh, and that was a really stupid vid. Stick to porn guys.

booyah
booyah

This is the 2nd Quiznos ad that makes me not want to eat quiznos ever. When I see 2 girls 1 sandwich I instantly thought of two girls eating poop, which makes me not want to eat a sandwich. the 2nd quiznos ad that made me sick was watching a guy walk down the street and see a dirty quiznos wrapper in the trash, pick it up and lick it. Quiznos marketing sucks, unless you like girls eating poo and people licking used quiznos wrappers out of the trash.

David
David

I dont think I have ever gotten a boner lookin at a sandwhich commercial

Anonymous
Anonymous

This ad is BS! We all know that Playmates are anorexic and would never eat at Quiznos. But I like it!

marvin
marvin

I don't like how in the middle of the ad, they keep eating the sandwich but it stays the same size.

Visii
Visii

What's so terrible about it? I'm female and I liked it! It's supposed to be cheesy, get over it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Some of you take this entirely way too serious. Personaly, despite the comparison to 2 girls, 1 cup, I find it funny. If it gets you talking about Quiznos, job done.

Levi
Levi

Food != sexy

lol
lol

fail at advertising. just give them a dildo and let them go at it. and post it on a different website. wtf does quiznos have to do with this?!!11

Steven Georges
Steven Georges

Probably the first real meal the girls have had for years! ;-)

Joe
Joe

Great, now whenever I pass a Quiznos on the street I'll have to hide a boner

Zach
Zach

I really want a Quiznos grinder now.

Astro
Astro

I don't have problem with the commercial, but where is the sandwich?

chris
chris

Luckly ive never seen 2 girls 1 cup and never plan to so i dont feel the urge to vimit but have to agree its a pretty bad advert. You forget instantly what its advertising and just remember the 2 hots girls, not the best idea.

Betty Boots
Betty Boots

I rather miss those squished mice that used to sing...I'd rather see those any day than this failed attempt at advertisement. I agree with jjm. This makes me want to vomit. YIKES!!!

jjm
jjm

Clever? Hot females using your product and making sex noise has to be the laziest, middle-school concept I could ever imagine. Anything that makes me think of 2 Girls 1 Cup doesn't make me hungry or horny, it just makes me want to vomit. This ad is a failure on all levels.

weege
weege

best.commercial.ever

Sneaky
Sneaky

It's really clever how they mask the parody of the 2 girls, 1 cup Web site behind the titilation of the playmates. Clever.

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