Ten kid beverages you should totally still drink
Back when you were young, only taste mattered in terms of drink selection. Well, that and availability -- i.e. what your Mom allowed you to have. But mainly it was taste -- you weren't thinking about caloric content, or artificial sweeteners, or the effects of too much caffeine on your sleep that night, or too much alcohol on your workday the next morning.
You were thinking about what was yummy.
But as the years pass, so do your tastes. More to the point, they become complicated by other factors, and the central question -- do I like this? -- becomes only one point of contention to your internal beverage debate.
But really, just because you know you shouldn't consume something doesn't mean that you never consume it again. (Thus, the continued existence of Little Debbie.) So it raises the question: what kids drinks are still worth drinking? Here are ten good candidates.
Hi-C always had a leg up on Kool-Aid, probably because it came ready-to-drink instead of in a packet that you mixed with water (usually less water than it claimed to need, just so the resulting Kool-Aid would taste better). So Hi-C probably had a bunch of stuff going for it that Kool-Aid couldn't reproduce in powder form, at least as effectively. That bunch of stuff is most assuredly bad for you, but still--deliciously bad.
9. Yoo Hoo
Chocolate Soldiers had a cooler name, but weren't nearly as chocolately as Yoo Hoos. Yoo Hoos were less watery, and had a consistency that was a lot closer to chocolate milk. Which leads directly to asking why someone wouldn't just drink chocolate milk instead...which is a pretty darn good question. Sooo...
8. Chocolate Milk
Yes, a darn good question. When this became a choice in the lunch lines at your elementary school, didn't you a) wonder why in the world some kids would still choose white milk, and b) predict then and there the obesity epidemic of the 2000s?
7. Orange Drink
This was the McDonald's staple before they switched to Hi-C. It wasn't much of anything but dyed sugar water. It wasn't juice, certainly, or anything that can legally be called juice. But it was syrupy, non-carbonated, icy-cold, and orange, dammit, orange. And probably awesome mixed with vodka.
6. Sunny Delight
It's actually pretty good stuff; just do the world a favor, and don't call it "Sunny D". Between that nickname, and people continuing to call McDonald's "Mickey-D's", what in the hell was up with the 80s and the letter D? It's not hip, though maybe it is appropriate, since it's perilously close to a failing grade.