Le Bakery Sensual: Where the icing is inexplicably shaped like naughty bits

"Look, Mommy, there's a pretty flower on that cupcake! Can I pick in and wear it my hair?"

All of Le Bakery Sensual's cake artists were trained at the prestigious Michelangelo da Teenie-Weenie Weenie Academia in Florence, Italy.

The cake artists use different clear mixtures for each of the body fluids depicted on the desserts. The recipes are closely guarded trade secrets, lest they be stolen by those horny little Keebler Elves.

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6. Who knew blue balls could be so sweet?

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Meditation Thought Of The Day: If a nipple is made of marzipan, does it hurt when you purple nurple it?

This picture was originally a video, but every time we played it our screens got messy.