Six absurdly naughty food porn pics

When you think of porn, do the images popping into your sex-deprived skull remind you of the time you nailed that hot sorority chick, or perhaps when you were dressed in nothing but a smile and opened the door to the casa of love?

Hold on to those warm and fuzzy thoughts, because these are not those pictures. (Eye bleach available upon request.)

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What a woman in a perpetual state of readiness might look like after Thanksgiving dinner.

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Who loves boobies? Even better, who loves boobies for breakfast? Like most men, I'm a big fan of tits and eggs on a Sunday morning.

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We all know that men love hot dogs, but did you know that women love wieners by the skin of their teeth?

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Mom always said to eat your vegetables. But in this case, I'm going to make an exception. But isn't he cute? And, look, mom, he's so big!

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