Six absurdly naughty food porn pics
When you think of porn, do the images popping into your sex-deprived skull remind you of the time you nailed that hot sorority chick, or perhaps when you were dressed in nothing but a smile and opened the door to the casa of love?
Hold on to those warm and fuzzy thoughts, because these are not those pictures. (Eye bleach available upon request.)
What a woman in a perpetual state of readiness might look like after Thanksgiving dinner. 
Who loves boobies? Even better, who loves boobies for breakfast? Like most men, I'm a big fan of tits and eggs on a Sunday morning.
We all know that men love hot dogs, but did you know that women love wieners by the skin of their teeth?
Mom always said to eat your vegetables. But in this case, I'm going to make an exception. But isn't he cute? And, look, mom, he's so big!
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