Your best "swirly story" could win you $1,000 worth of fro-yo from Pinkberry

Pinkberry, the cult of frozen yogurt, with two stores in Denver, recently unleashed its 100th outlet, and to mark the milestone, the pink and green swirl machine is holding a contest that will make at least one person rich...with a Pinkberry gift card worth $1,000.

Here's the deal: Starting September 30th, Pinkberry is inviting you, oh, ye fro-yo groupies, to "share your swirly story" with the rest of the world. The winner of the best words will walk away with a cool grand, which, by our calculations, translates into 286 small frozen yogurt scoops, sans toppings ($3.50 each), or 202 frozen yogurt scoops with unlimited toppings ($4.95 each).

When's the party?