Sports Orgy restaurant looking to hire model-esque waitstaff, says Craigslist ad

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Would you eat at a joint called Sports Orgy? What if all the waitresses looked like Anna Kournikova?

Well, judging by the Craigslist ad below, you may soon have the chance. The ad, which was posted last month, explains that a Denver restaurant called Sports Orgy is looking for waitstaff -- or, as they're called in the biz, "players." The qualifications? Players must "have the look and the attitude of the 'sports icon, model,' and/or posses the natural beauty that being physically fit brings to a person." Flip the page to read the entire ad.

We left a message at the number listed in the ad. We'll update this item if we hear back.

At Sports Orgy the wait staff and servers are called Players. The Players are a very important aspect when determining the future success of the organization (obviously just like any sports team). They are another major attraction to the restaurant. The Players (server/wait staff) at the Sports Orgy establishment are the exemplification of sexy and athletic. For any company, especially in the hospitality industry, the customer-contact employees are always the most important. Because of their level of importance, the company has outlined in specific detail through the employee handbook how a Sports Orgy Player (server/wait staff) is to act, dress, and maintain themselves in order to retain their status as an employee. The handbook states that a Sports Orgy Player (server/wait staff) is to have the look and the attitude of the "sports icon, model", and/or posses the natural beauty that being physically fit brings to a person.

This position that is being advertising is a one time job! We need to get video footage of you as a Sports Orgy Player in 3 or 4 different situations (sports event, night club, etc...). This video will be edited and made into a viral commercial for the benefit of only the company (Sports Orgy).

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Brad Harris
Brad Harris

Never been to Hooters, never been to a strip club.  Seems like this is the next stop that I'll never get to make. :(( 

WTF
WTF

Great another place for creppy single old men to hang out and drool over there waitresses. While drinking overpriced beers and eating shitty bar food. Don't we have enough of these in Denver, Hooters, The Tilted Kilt, Earl's, and I guess you can count the steakhouse in the Diamond Cabaret too.

Claudia
Claudia

Sounds like this was put together by some video game playing nerds.

guest
guest

no gross anna kournikova looks like a hoooooooker give me a nice hot brunette!

D.T. Pennington
D.T. Pennington

Yes, because those who are athletic and model-esque would clearly eat bar food.

Also, when has anyone ever consciously made a viral video?

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