Ten beers to drink alone on Valentine's Day

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5) Sublimely Self-Righteous
Stone

That's how you're feeling, right? And there's a damn good reason for it. Your ex didn't deserve you, and neither does your next. You're too good for those fools. Barthenther, bringth me athother.

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4) Raging Bitch vs. Butt Head Bock
Flying Dog Brewing vs. Tommyknocker

You are what you eat. That's why you're alone. Now own it.

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3) Espresso Oak Aged Yeti
Great Divide
The breakfast beer of champions. Pry your head off that tear-stained pillow, ditch the Bloody Marys and start the day with what the brewery calls "an unapologetic breakfast beer."

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2) Karma
Avery Brewing

What goes around comes around, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT, YOU CALLOUS PIECE OF SHIT?! Now, leave me alone while I'm drinking.

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MAN BEER. (center.)
1) Man Beer
Bull & Bush

Sorry, ladies, but I'll be drinking a Man Beer on Valentine's Day.

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