Ten beers to drink alone on Valentine's Day
That's how you're feeling, right? And there's a damn good reason for it. Your ex didn't deserve you, and neither does your next. You're too good for those fools. Barthenther, bringth me athother.
4) Raging Bitch vs. Butt Head Bock
Flying Dog Brewing vs. Tommyknocker
You are what you eat. That's why you're alone. Now own it.
3) Espresso Oak Aged Yeti
The breakfast beer of champions. Pry your head off that tear-stained pillow, ditch the Bloody Marys and start the day with what the brewery calls "an unapologetic breakfast beer."
What goes around comes around, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT, YOU CALLOUS PIECE OF SHIT?! Now, leave me alone while I'm drinking.
1) Man Beer
MAN BEER. (center.)
Bull & Bush
Sorry, ladies, but I'll be drinking a Man Beer on Valentine's Day.