Bride orders life-size wedding cake shaped like... herself

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Weddings always walk that fine line between a celebration of a happy couple and blatant displays of narcissism (for instance, why else would ugly bridesmaid dresses exist than to make a bride seem all the more radiant?), but this stunt takes the cake -- literally.

Post-vow renewal refreshments for a Dallas couple recently included a cake that was a nearly life-sized replica of the bride.

The 400-pound, five-foot monstrosity was originally meant to be part of a pair of cakes: one shaped like the bride and another shaped like the groom. But because the confection took five weeks -- and 200 eggs plus 7.5 liters of amaretto -- to produce, there wasn't enough time to make the male counterpart.

"I always wanted a doll made in my likeness," bride Chidi Ogbuta told Metro.co.uk. Enter a Godzilla-size pastry bodied like the bride, complete in a wedding dress and veil -- a dream she could finally make come true on the day she celebrated ten years of marriage.

How sweet. Your move, Ace of Cakes.

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14 comments
Emily Davison
Emily Davison

haha! this is great, I'm gonna have a make over so that my cake will be pretty just like me. lol!

Jenjengary667
Jenjengary667

you are what you eat...forgive me i just couldn't help my self...

Omnya Boutuil
Omnya Boutuil

trop bien!!!!! par contre le gateau est plus souriant que la mariée lol !!!!

lesley Meredith
lesley Meredith

Ha ha its getting even more bizzare...I wonder which piece the groom eats first lmho :-0)))))ps. She doesnt look too happy about her lifesize cake though does she???? perhaps the cup size was wrong. Seriously that is some kind of amazing cake!

Jae Smith
Jae Smith

yeah her husband looks like a cpt. save a 

Wedding Photographer
Wedding Photographer

Wow nice  cake this is the first time I saw this kind of a wedding cake. Hope to see more of it. : )

Bekkaalice
Bekkaalice

Did they freeze the head to eat the next year?

none
none

What i want to know is how much this monstrosity cost.

davebarnes
davebarnes

Strange. She does not look Italian.

Harvey
Harvey

Ah, that's nothing. At the reception the couple served deviled ostrich eggs that were nearly life-sized replicas of the bride's balls.

Canitocool
Canitocool

Ahahahaha. You are speaking like Topper from Dilbert..lol... THAT'S NOTHING!!

Kristenmid
Kristenmid

The Real Housewives of Crazytown.

Sal Siraguse
Sal Siraguse

I'm sure the husband will enjoy eating it.......

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