Top five reasons why bacon will never be over
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Bacon has the distinction of being the only meat that pairs with other meats and, far from detracting from the flavor, it enhances. You can wrap it around a turkey, a chicken, a steak, a sausage link or even another piece of bacon and it will meld with the host meat like a Neil Young song and a flannel shirt.
It's true. Try stripping naked, holding a bacon sandwich in your hand, and approaching anyone with a heartbeat -- and they will immediately thank every god there is, and you'll be duh, winning like Charlie Sheen in the time it takes to spell n-i-t-r-a-t-e-s. http://mt.laweekly.com/mt.cgi?__mode=view&_type=entry&id=455302&blog_id=142&saved_changes=1