Announcement! We have a winner in our The Big Eat! contest

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On Sunday, a troop of independent Denver restaurants -- all of which are members of EatDenver -- will congregate in the parking lot of Union Station as part of The Big Eat, a circus-themed culinary orgy that also includes plenty of libations from local brewers and distillers, as well as jugglers, clowns and face painters.

The soiree is completely sold out, but we're giving one Cafe Society reader two free tickets to eat, drink and play, and after more than forty comments from y'all telling us why you should be the chosen one, we have a champion:

Congrats to Chomp, who chimed in with this limerick:

Send me to the Big Eat It would be quite the treat To enjoy all the food While in a good mood On my vegetarian diet I shall cheat

Thanks for playing!

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JM
JM

Must have been a relative... 

Twodogdays7
Twodogdays7

I must agree with "soreloser". Your own rules were not followed - not once, but TWICE! 20 words or less, and you gave until Friday.

calhounp
calhounp

blame me for the moved-up deadline: In the past, when we've had contests end on Friday, the winner hasn't been able to get the tickets before our office doors close at 5 p.m., and we've wound up with missed connections and sore winners rather than sore losers. With Lori out of town, we didn't want to have any problems with these tickets. My apologies; we'll be more careful in the future.

Boo.
Boo.

The move-up isn't the biggest problem. the 20 word limit was.

Sore loser number 7
Sore loser number 7

There once was a journalist hack,Who on her own rules went back,Not pithy nor witty,In fact, kinda shitty!I think that she must be on smack.

Now that's a limerick, let me know if you need any help judging your contests, you could use it.

boo,hiss
boo,hiss

Second that. Chomp did not pay attention to the rules. BOO!!!!!!!

Hmmm...
Hmmm...

I second that emotion... 

What gives?
What gives?

 And a third...

Wut.
Wut.

Fourth! If you make rules, follow them! You discredit yourself! 

SoreLoser
SoreLoser

Man. This blows. You weren't supposed to pick a winner until tomorrow and your own rules say "twenty words or less". 

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