Got a winning wiener slogan? If so, you (and three of your closest pals) will feast for free at Biker Jim's restaurant

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Lori Midson
When Biker Jim first hauled out his wiener wagon nearly six years ago on the 16th Street Mall, he wanted frankfurter fans to know that he wasn't pushing dirty dogs jacked up with unidentifiable bits, pieces, or by-products, so he created a slogan -- "Our meat is no mystery" -- to demystify the mystery.

It's a slogan that he still uses today, although since opening his first restaurant, Biker Jim's Gourmet Dogs, he's added another slogan to reflect the fact that he now has a joint with four walls, a floor, seats and tables and a bona fide kitchen: "Off the street and into your mouth" is the catchphrase for the brick-and-mortar.

But Jim, being all slogan-happy, is looking for fresh words, and that's where you all come in.

Starting July 1, and continuing until Jim tells us to stuff a sausage in our mouths, we're running a contest at the beginning of each month asking readers to submit a slogan that jives with Jim's restaurant. If we pick yours, then your words, along with your name, will be inked on a five-foot sign, which Jim will display in the restaurant -- that's right, people, a whole month of fame! And if that weren't enough to get your creative juices flowing, Jim is also giving away dinner for four (you've got sixty bucks to burn) to whomever wins the monthly slogan contest.

There are, of course, a few rules: Jim is looking for a slogan, not a manifesto. We aren't limiting you on words, but keep your submissions witty, pithy and to the point. Jim says that you can "swear all the fuck you want," but if you do, it's unlikely that he'll use your slogan. "We are in the wiener business, where jokes are rampant, but we also want to make your mother smile," he warns. In addition, make sure your slogans are actually about wieners and not shoe laces, rabbit holes, rainbows or unicorns -- unless, that is, you can figure out how to use all of those things in one slogan about sausages.

On the first day of each month, we'll post the contest, and on the last day of each month, we'll post the winner -- and the winning slogan. Lather, rinse repeat.

As a reminder, please make sure you include at least your first name and a valid e-mail address when you post your submission in the comments section below.

Got it?

Good, let's see what you've got.

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Location Info

Biker Jim's Gourmet Dogs

2148 Larimer St., Denver, CO

Category: Restaurant


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35 comments
Folly
Folly

"We want our tumescent sausages deep inside you."

PJ
PJ

Who let the dogs out? Noone - Biker Jim brought them in! Come enjoy!

Gwoodfo
Gwoodfo

wieners when ya want 'em (or) wieners how ya 'em

1hunnybear
1hunnybear

As natural as the one in your pants ours just taste better and the ladies never say no.

Barrfly
Barrfly

Biker Jims "Colorado doggy style!

Or

"doggy style & Colorado style!"

Laura
Laura

Biker Jim:  Hot Dog Whisperer.

If you want plain dogs, go somewhere else!

Jim's dogs:  impregnated with delicious.

No Rudolph this Christmas:  We ate him at Biker Jim's!

Jim's dogs:  Bet you can't eat just one.

Njw
Njw

Judging from the pic it should be "Would You Like to Super-Circumcise That?"

jkusmanoff
jkusmanoff

Mystery meat in the best possible way. Rattlesnake anyone?

jkusmanoff
jkusmanoff

This ain't your daddy's reindeer dog.

David
David

Tweets show our eats are better than Wiener's...

JW
JW

Nobody beats our meat.

DavidC
DavidC

A wiener a day keeps hunger at bay.

Will
Will

"Our recommended appetizers are around the corner at the medical marijuana dispensary"

Will
Will

Tubular Bliss

David S.
David S.

Wieners so good, they tweet themselves.

David S.
David S.

Our wieners have more meat than a New York Congressman.

David S.
David S.

Our wieners have better meat than a New York Congressman.

Christian and Loren
Christian and Loren

We expect multiple months of winning. :-)

Our wiener's are big, but everyone likes a fat one.Leave your wiener at the door, only big dogs here. We yank, beat, and dress the meat so you don't have to. We always wrap our meat before you eat it. We pity the wiener, Get an italian stallion.

Logic
Logic

Biker Jim's....We do it in the bun!

Peter
Peter

Screw the taco. Eat the wiener.

GFTW
GFTW

"We are in the winner business"

Biker Jim is representing Charlie Sheen now?

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