Ten beers for women that aren't Animée

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Unlike many of my female beer-drinking cohorts, I don't get my lacy lingerie in a bunch (mainly because I totally don't own lacy lingerie) over the fact that Molson Coors is about to release Animée, a beer made for women.

Marketing: I can dig it. But still, it's a little absurd that the company thinks that those of us with two X chromosomes are more likely to pick up a brewski if it's as light as a cool mountain stream and has the beery flavor masked by rose petals or a lemon twist. (Anecdotal proof: I didn't like beer at all when the only types I'd tried were light variations poured from underage kegs. It took a sample of stout to make me a believer, and I've never looked back.)

Herewith ten beers I find much more suitable than Animée for gatherings of female friends:

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10. Duchesse de Bourgogne
Brouwerij Verhaeghe, Belgium
As refined and classy as, well, a duchess, this beer is juicy, cherry-tinged and sour, but not overtly so. It's a balanced brew that makes for a great introduction to sour beer, and because it's a vast departure flavor-wise from what most people think of when they think of beer, it's also a good one to try if you're not a beer person.

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9. Black and Blue
Dogfish Head Craft Brewery, Milton, Delaware
We womenfolk have a reputation for guzzling fruit beers because our delicate palates just can't take the taste of ale on its own. And while there are plenty of fruit beers on the market that are just one step away from being a raspberry vodka in Sprite, there are also several craft brews made with fruit that even the burliest dude would find delicious -- if he could get past the idea of compromising his manhood to try them. Case in point is Black and Blue, a light, Belgian-style golden fermented with blackberries and blueberries. It's almost as berry-smacked as a smoothie, without compromising the complexity or style of the beer.

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8. Maharaja
Avery Brewing, Boulder
A couple of studies suggest that women are less likely to be down with bitter flavors than are dudes, which sort of justifies brewing chick beer that plays those elements down in favor of things that are more appealing to the feminine palate, like, I guess, flowers and citrus. So why include a double IPA on this list, which contains more bittering hops than pretty much any other type of beer? For one, the Maharaja is rounded out with alcohol, giving sweet balance to the pine and grapefruit bite -- and therefore tasting less bitter than a lot of other IPAs. But this one's also for women who, like me, love bitter notes in a drink -- and therefore have no choice but to conclude that their tastes in beverages mean they're actually men.

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7. Morimoto Soba Ale
Rogue Ales, Newport, Oregon
It might be silly for Molson Coors to assume that all women just want light and crisp beer, but that doesn't make all light and crisp beer silly. Consider the Morimoto Soba Ale, a simple ale with toasty notes and a hint of buckwheat. It's great for drinking on a hot day and pairing with spicy (or Asian) food. Absolutely unique, it's a dainty, tasty, special snowflake in the blizzard of craft beverages.

6. Bakeshop series
Rocky Mountain Brewery, Colorado Springs
Oh, there might be some people who still believe that a woman's place is in the home, cleaning and baking pies, but thanks to our foremothers, the only reason you have to keep house and raise a brood of children nowadays is because you want to. And there's no better way to celebrate the women who secured our freedom from forced housewife slavery than by grabbing a baked goods in a glass -- like the cherry pie-like Da Yoopers or Tatonka Blueberry Cobbler -- and toasting the fact that you get to enjoy such tasty desserts without toiling in front of the oven, waiting for your man to bring home the bacon.


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Mantonat
Mantonat

My wife feels the same as you about beer: she hated it until she tried some Belgians, imperial stouts, and a few other strong ales. She's currently a big fan of the Strange Brewing Cherry Bomb. 

The only difference between the way men and women enjoy beer is that women are not generally afraid to admit that they like something with fruit or other unusual ingredients. It's somehow manlier to admit liking a weak, flavorless industrial beer than to admit liking an 8%abv beer because it happens to have cherries in it.

Curtis
Curtis

GREAT article, and great recommendations!  I passed this on to my wife and her girlfriends, all of whom enjoy beer but might not have tried these (although they've been to the GABF with us and we got to try the Da Yoopers and Blueberry Cobbler beers...flat out amazing!!).

Lisa
Lisa

Hey, Dogfish Head is located in Milton, DE, not in MD.

Laura Shunk
Laura Shunk

You're right, thanks -- I must have been looking at the tap house address.

Still wrong
Still wrong

You must not have been paying ANY attention then.  The main restaurant is also in DE - Rehoboth - not MD.   As for the DFH Alehouses, only one is in MD; the other two are in VA.

Seriously, this is your job.

Amie
Amie

I think we need to become drinking buddies. That is a perfect list. I'd add a Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous ale and a Rogue Hazelnut as well.

Carly
Carly

Is Morimoto Soba distributed to CO?  I picked up a bottle in Portland and loved it.  Also girly, but I love Great Divide's Wild Raspberry Ale for the summertime. 

Also, beers brewed with tea.  Elysian in Seattle makes a Jasmine IPA that's vey refreshing and just a tad flowery.  Buckman in Portland makes beer brewed with chamomile and black tea but those are only available in growlers from the small scale brewery.

These aren't my favorite picks by the way, just my favorite girly ones.  My heart belongs to the hoppiest of IPAs.

jonathan_shikes
jonathan_shikes

Both Morimoto Soba and Elysian's jasmine beer are distributed in Colorado. I've seen both at Argonaut and other stores.

Carly
Carly

Good to know, thanks!

Laura Shunk
Laura Shunk

I know for sure you can get Morimoto Soba Ale at The Kitchen in Boulder... so I'd guess it's available elsewhere, too.

epl
epl

Colette isn't brewed by Avery, by the way.  You also couldn't find a picture of Colette in a Great Divide glass?  Showing it in a Breckenridge glass while stating that Avery releases it in the spring is a little bush league.

Nick Lucchesi
Nick Lucchesi

would you believe i was drinking when i added art? No? It's been corrected.

nick lucchesiweb editor

Laura Shunk
Laura Shunk

Woops, thanks for catching that typo -- I've fixed it.

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