Thirteen hottest vegetarians, in honor of Hug a Vegetarian Day

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As if vegetarians don't get enough kudos for being greener and more animal-friendly than their meat-eating counterparts, now they get rewarded with hugs. And who doesn't love a hug?

Today is Hug a Vegetarian Day, according to PETA2. And since we've been slaving away in our cubicles all day, we'll take any chance we can get to look at really, really good-looking people. Here's a list of smokin'-hot vegetarians we'd like to hug. And with Saturday being World Vegetarian Day, the delightful thoughts can last twice as long.

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13. Alison Mosshart
Sexxxy is in your attitude, and when she performs live, Mosshart (best known for being in The Kills and Jack White's supergroup the Dead Weather) is definitely sex in heels -- and holding a microphone. It doesn't hurt that for ironic fun, she likes to wear animal prints (not real).

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12. Morrissey
Morrissey -- Not being able to have something makes it hotter, right? Morrissey certainly pushes that to the extreme with his self-proclaimed celibacy. Even though he's taken that back in the last ten years, the magic still lingers.

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11. Steve-O
Okay, so stapling your balls to your thigh on national television for Jackass doesn't sound attractive, but men seem to gravitate to Steve-O in a Judd Apatow-style bromance sort of way -- well, minus the discussion of feelings and with a little more humiliation. Empirically, he's not a bad-looking guy but that depends on how much of a turn-on you find discussion of orifices.

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10. Russell Brand
He might not look it, but Russell Brand is disturbingly well-spoken and intelligent: Just listen to his Times Talk. Plus, a sense of humor is always nice. The skin-tight pants are up for discussion.

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9. Sarah Silverman
She's vulgar, crass and frequently offensive, but the comedienne can also be smartly cutting and so damn cute.

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8. Jared Leto
Two words: Jordan Catalano. Leto's My So-Called Life character is so wrong, yet so dreamy.

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7. Rivers Cuomo
If sensitive vegetarian boys with guitars and lots of feelings are a type (and they totally are), the Weezer frontman is one of the prototypes (and please, can we go back to those days of Weezer?). Throw in a pair of over-sized glasses, grandpa cardigan, and a degree from Harvard, and... sold.

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16 comments
GFTW
GFTW

"Hot vegetarians." That's like "hot feminists."

Ri
Ri

Plenty of hot feminists you know. Plenty of hot male feminists too. Why don't you google to find out? 

GFTW
GFTW

Even if there were any, it doesn't matter because they all hate men.

kazikian
kazikian

I have nothing against vegetarians. It's vegans I can't stand.

Tom
Tom

That's weird, eggs and dairy cause far more suffering - I don't understand your logic - maybe you have had some encounters with some prickly vegans - oh well, I try not to judge an entire movement by a few people I may not like.  You can find unpleasant people promoting ANY good cause.  I just think of the animals' sad fate. 

Fidelity567
Fidelity567

By sad fate do you mean death? Death happens wether they are eaten or not.  Have you ever sen a wild cow?

wysiwyg
wysiwyg

Animals farmed for food are babies who are killed as young as possible, anywhere from 6 months for broiler chickens and up to 2 years for laying hens, for example.  Death at a fraction of your normal life span is punishment enough.  Then imagine spending that short life stuffed in a crowded cage with your beak cut off, never experiencing a moment of natural behavior like being outside or flapping your wings.  

Cash
Cash

I'd like to give some of these people a hug, but being vegetarians, I'm not sure if their fragile frames would break in half.

JMB
JMB

Ha, Ha - really clever and original!!!!!

WilliamJohnston
WilliamJohnston

Most of these people need a good steak dinner. They look like they have been buried and dug up. Although PETA would love them ,But only if they quit wearing leather clothes

wysiwyg
wysiwyg

So much hatred directed at people who just want to show some kindness towards animals! - wow, classy!

GFTW
GFTW

But hatred toward fish. And plants. And carnivores.

Shaggy
Shaggy

Bleh, how about a couple athletes or scientists rather than celebrities that are famous for being famous? Steve-O?! Really?!

Brobinson2001
Brobinson2001

Peta must be stoned, because the pic of Olivia Wilde they picked is outright disgusting. I'd jerk into a sock before trying to pick her up from a bar. She looks like the bastard love child of Madonna, Barbie, some random Asian dwarf, and a CoverGirl slut.

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