Five Thanksgiving buffet foods that have nothing to do with Thanksgiving


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2. That giant chocolate chip cookie.

All this says to your friends and relatives is that you either went to the mall the day before, or you couldn't come up with anything more creative to offer than a beat-down tube of cookie dough. Would baking a pie kill ya?

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1. That bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
You've already got turkey, for the love of Christ, and maybe a ham or a roast beef, too. The fried cluck is overkill, but the worst crime here is that by the time the greasy bucket leaves the drive-thru window, rides in the back seat, makes its way into the house and is unceremoniously dumped onto the table, it's colder than the shoulder you get from your disgruntled relatives.


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