Pie-ku: the new McDonald's Strawberry & Crème premium pie

Categories: Jenn in Chains

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Burger King adds ten new items to its menu and fast-foodies don't give a tinker's cuss -- but when McDonald's places a new pie in its pantheon, people froth at the mouths, demanding as many as they can get their soon-to-be-greasy mitts on, blogging about them and not minding the price hike for this new "premium pie" (the regular ones have been on the McDollar menu two for $1 for a while now, and the new ones are $.89 each).

So how premium is this pie?

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Enough to inspire poetry. A trilogy of Collom lune haiku, in fact. Call it pie-ku.

Oily cookie pie
The accent grave is dumb.
I want another.


Two small boxes
Only burnt sugar left inside.
There's a third.


Pudding and jam
I should be sick now.
McDonald's sells drugs.




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3 comments
Saskia
Saskia

Créme is ersatz creamMais l'attack du coeur est vraisVive la cuisine faux!

steveville
steveville

McDonald sera toujours McDonald. J'espère que personne ne s'attend à ce que cette tarte nouvelle pour être vrai pâtisserie française. Je vais, cependant, essayez l'une cet après-midi.

Jenn the Barbarian
Jenn the Barbarian

 La culture, c'est comme la confiture, moins on en a, plus on l'étale.

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