Infinite Monkey Theorem relocating to River North and adding a new wine tap room

A preliminary mock-up of what the new Infinite Monkey Theorem Winery could look like when it opens in a new location in July on Larimer Street, courtesy of Zach Larner.

When grape guru Ben Parsons made the decision to open the Infinite Monkey Theorem in 2009, he opted for a converted Quonset hut in a back alley in the Arts District on Santa Fe over a chateau in Napa Valley. It was a space, he told Cafe Society's Tyler Nemkov, that would embrace the kind of "place where people can go and hang out," a stage, he added, that could potentially house a "community restaurant, wine bar, nightclub and winery."

The winery came to fruition -- tenfold -- and Parsons's success has been nothing short of monumental: Since opening the Infinite Monkey Theorem, he's amassed numerous coveted awards in the wine world, received endless praise from local wine crusaders and sommeliers (his wines dot syllabuses all over the state), and he's even managed to produce a pair of excellent wines that come in a can -- with two more in the pipeline.

As for the restaurant, wine bar and nightclub, those never materialized, but that's not to say that they won't. To the contrary, Parsons has big, big plans for the future, which includes, among other things, relocating his winery to a 29,000 square-foot warehouse at 3200 Larimer Street, in River North.

"We've outgrown our current facility and we want to increase production, but we also want to fold in other elements to the mix," including, he says, launching Colorado's first ever keg-filling station, building a rooftop deck and garden, converting an additional 15,000 square feet of outdoor space to a stamping ground for local farmers' market vendors, food trucks and live bands, and opening an indoor winery tap room that will also have a significant food component overseen by a bold-name chef

He's teamed up with Brandon Bortles, the former GM of Zengo, who will be the GM of the tap room (which may or may not get its own name), along with Kelly Whitaker, the chef-owner of Pizzeria Basta in Boulder, who will design the menu and guest chef a few nights a week, beginning in July when Parsons anticipates the tap room will be up and running. And Whitaker will cook by way of a mobile wood-fired oven that was given to Parsons by Bortles's uncle. "The menu is still being finalized, but we'll probably do pizzas, maybe tacos and we can even do whole pigs in there," he reveals.

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Infinite Monkey Theorem

3200 Larimer St., Denver, CO

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First paragraph: "When grape guru Ben Parsons made the decision to open the Infinite Monkey Theorem in 2009"

Second paragraph: "Since opening the Infinite Monkey Theorem in 2008"

So... was it 2008 or 2009? If he made the decision to open it in 2009, did he then travel back in time to actually open it in 2008? Bho.


RiNo is blowing up.  Great neighborhood.


Can't wait! Another reason Denver is getting better and better.


This should go nicely with the restaurant the Crema guys are opening and the vegan market.  Yeah neighborhood!


Let's just call it "SoHoRiNo" - So Hot Right Now.

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