Guess where I'm eating abysmal fried calamari?

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Lori Midson
Remember how your mother told you to keep your damn mouth shut if you didn't have anything nice to say? It's been a while since I put those words of advice into play, but I'm doing so here. Oh, screw it: This is some of the worst fried calamari I've had the displeasure of putting in my mouth. And that sentiment goes for everything else we tried to stomach, too.

Can you guess where I'm eating?

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6 comments
shaag81
shaag81

That has to be Odyssey "Italian Bistro" does it taste like deep fried rubber bands and microwaved prego?

AceRanchero
AceRanchero

Where? Too numerous to mention. Though the pictured dish is eerily familiar I can't remember where I had it. I recall abysmally dry bits with virtually no taste. Some grease would actually have been welcomed.

 

This is a simple dish but very tough (pun intended) do get right. So why do restaurants feel the need to offer it? Because folks keep ordering and, I suspect, don't really know the good from the bad. Best bet? Get it where the house has the good sense to offer it prepared another way, such as a sweet/sour sauté or stir fried with garlic and chiles. (Oh, now, where was it that I had it that way? Zengo? P-17?)

Barry
Barry

 @AceRanchero Yeah, it would be nice if someone would serve non-breaded calamari. Too many blah breaded-and-fried versions out there. Anybody know of places with sautéed calamari?

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