Denver's five best bathrooms for a quickie

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A poet could compose endless lines about the pleasures of eating, and infinitely more about being in love, but a sonnet could never quite capture what it's like to experience both in an instant. It's hard to describe how it feels to look someone in the eye during a meal and silently agree that the only logical next step is to have sex as soon as possible.

So, rather than attempt to do that, here are five ideal restaurant bathrooms for performing the existential act of making love on the fly -- a public service, if you will. And since lists of this nature are obviously ongoing, feel free to contribute your own suggestions in the comments section below.

See also
- Best Bathroom With a View of Denver Art -- 2012
- Best Bathroom With a View of Denver -- 2012
- Reader: XX marks the spot for ladies' restrooms

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The exterior of City, O' City.
5. City, O' City, 206 East 13th Avenue

City, O' City has become a Denver institution over the years, and not just for vegetarians. The foodie-approved, meatless mecca's appeal is due in large part to its atmosphere: cool in a way that's hard to put your finger on, much like its hipster clientele. The chic vibe is undeniably sexy, and when the mood strikes, the bathrooms are private, small and easily accessible. And since the tunes play at a properly ambient volume, chances are slim that other patrons will overhear your O-moment.


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City, O' City

206 E. 13th Ave., Denver, CO

Category: Restaurant

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Cuba Cuba

1173 Delaware St., Denver, CO

Category: Music

Fuel Cafe

3455 Ringsby Court, Denver, CO

Category: Restaurant

The Cruise Room

1600 17th St., Denver, CO

Category: Music

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10 comments
Faycless
Faycless

Thanks...I will avoid these petri dish toilets

Deborah Watts
Deborah Watts

I need a divorce..I am missing out on so much!

MoEats
MoEats

@Shep133 a little worried about what you're implying..

Shep133
Shep133

@MoEats it's always smart to be prepared.

theonegordo
theonegordo

Can't wait for the next article, "Best Bar to do Blow in"

rickstrandlof
rickstrandlof

Science Building. Auraria Campus. 4th Floor. It's just down the hall from the Biology Department. 

LaurenCBS4
LaurenCBS4

@DenverWestword what an assignment to get...must have been some interesting research ;)

PhoQ
PhoQ

This article and a pisshole drilled in a snowbank have the same relative worth to humanity. Make the next retardicle "Top 5 Waste of Time Hipster Douchebag Articles About Fucking Featured in Westword on a Day to Day Basis."

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