Denver's five best bathrooms for a quickie
A poet could compose endless lines about the pleasures of eating, and infinitely more about being in love, but a sonnet could never quite capture what it's like to experience both in an instant. It's hard to describe how it feels to look someone in the eye during a meal and silently agree that the only logical next step is to have sex as soon as possible.
So, rather than attempt to do that, here are five ideal restaurant bathrooms for performing the existential act of making love on the fly -- a public service, if you will. And since lists of this nature are obviously ongoing, feel free to contribute your own suggestions in the comments section below.
5. City, O' City, 206 East 13th Avenue
The exterior of City, O' City.
City, O' City has become a Denver institution over the years, and not just for vegetarians. The foodie-approved, meatless mecca's appeal is due in large part to its atmosphere: cool in a way that's hard to put your finger on, much like its hipster clientele. The chic vibe is undeniably sexy, and when the mood strikes, the bathrooms are private, small and easily accessible. And since the tunes play at a properly ambient volume, chances are slim that other patrons will overhear your O-moment.
206 E. 13th Ave., Denver, CO