Win a $25 gift certificate to Bonefish Grill by sharing your best fish story

J. Wohletz

Bonefish Grill's Singapore calamari.

What's better than eating an oak wood-grilled fish at Bonefish Grill? Using a certificate to pay for it. I can't promise that your meal will be as big a haul as theblogger dinner I recently enjoyed at the Bonefish Grill in Westminster, , but we do have a $25 Bonefish Grill gift certificate to give away. Of course, there's a catch: To get a chance at winning this certificate, you need to spill your funniest story about dining at Bonefish Grill -- or any fish restaurant, really.

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J. Wohletz

You want summadis? Give us your story.

Maybe you have a funny tidbit about the time you choked on a fish bone and were given the Heimlich by a turbo-hottie server? Or perhaps you mispronounced "Sauvignon Blanc" and everyone else at your table called you a gauche, grok-less rube? Or you forgot about the restaurant smoking ban, lit up, accidently torched the entire table and now are embroiled in a personal injury lawsuit?

At least you can profit from your suppertime foibles by airing them in a public forum: Right below, in the comments section of this post. The person who gives us the best fish tale by the start of work on Monday hooks the gift certificate.

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