Photos: Ten epic Super Bowl meat stadiums

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If you're one of those optimistic types who think that you can haul a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken to a Super Bowl shindig and generate a touchdown for your meager efforts, you might want to rethink your place on the playing field, because the people who created the ten epic Super Bowl stadiums on the following pages have your ass kicked from here to New Orleans.

These football fanatics have a fetish for pizzazz, a clear competitive edge, a serious obsession with the art of overkill and a manly enthusiasm for meat. These aren't sissy stadiums, people: They're strewn with stacked sandwiches the size of a linebacker's thigh; they pimp corn dogs, cigars of prosciutto and pigs in a blanket; pepperoni and salami sticks are piled high to the sky. Truth be told, there's enough pork in these stadiums to resurrect...Hamlet.

Behold the Super Bowl of meat-cheese-dip-and-chip stadiums.

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Continue reading for more meaty masterpieces.

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Kathy Barnes Farrell
Kathy Barnes Farrell

Wow! Um, no I don't think so. Well, maybe just veggies and a green goddess field...damn it why did you show me this?!

Cathy Brummel
Cathy Brummel

Kathy Barnes Farrell, you gonna do one of these to follow up your Thanksgiving turkey?

Cafe Society
Cafe Society

Perhaps if you sucked on a slab of beef, you wouldn't be so cranky. I was a vegetarian for nearly eight years, dude, and it's partially because of raving lunatics like you that I went back to the bright side.

Eddie Delisio
Eddie Delisio

Sustainability is better than being a blind selfish ignorant fool like you and lady gaga. Suck a d

Eddie Delisio
Eddie Delisio

Alright hipster. I'm the only person that liked your page and it actually blows

Eddie Delisio
Eddie Delisio

Does anyone follow cafe society? This is a good example of how much you truly suck. Blow me.

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