Five fast-food meals to stimulate your 4/20 palate

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Here's the good stuff.
Tomorrow is April 20, which means that you are smoking your "4/20 Eve" stash today in preparation for smoking even more tomorrow. In order to properly pay homage to this greenest of green holidays, you should stay hydrated, stay stoned -- and keep the munchies fed with the best possible eats if you are cruising fast-food restaurants for fuel. The well-stoned palate is not particularly difficult to please, but there are definitely some foods that will stimulate THC taste buds better than others. So in advance of this year's 4/20 celebration, here are five fast-food meals to stimulate your 4/20 palate.

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- Ask a Stoner: What's the deal with 4/20?
- Where to party in Denver on 4/20
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It's your own Coney Island....in your car....

5. The footlong quarter-pound cheese Coney from Sonic
Start the glorious day of celebration by getting high, then daydream about a juicy, plump footlong hot dog slathered with tepid, greasy chili, topped with melty cheddar cheese and crisp bits of diced white onion, and flanked with dill pickle chips, all encased in a soft, smooshy white bun. Go to Sonic, get this (and also some tots and a Route 44 blue coconut slush), eat/drink all of it, then get high again for dessert.

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Eight pancakes...
4. The jumbo breakfast platter at Jack in the Box
The 4/20 holiday is 24 hours of smoking during daylight and nighttime, and Jack in the Box is obviously supportive with a 24-hour menu so that you can -- and should -- get breakfast anytime. After a couple of bowls, it'll be hard to decide what part of breakfast sounds best -- sweet, savory, bacony? -- so just order the jumbo breakfast platter with scrambled eggs, hash browns, eight mini pancakes, and your choice of country grilled sausage or two slices of bacon. And if you still gots the munch, order a sourdough cheesesteak melt, strawberry shake, a couple of Jack's terrible tacos, and a chocolate overload cake, and wash it all down with an order of mini-churros.

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There's pasta under there...
3. The baked spaghetti at Fazoli's
Baked spaghetti can be a bit confusing to eat when you've been hitting the really good weed, but treat it like a fun game of "Find the Pasta Under the Thick Blanket of Molten Mozzarella!" Seriously -- excavating for noodles in tomato sauce takes just the right amount of concentration and produces delicious rewards. Definitely choose the dine-in option at Fazoli's, because you can sit your stoned-up ass in a booth for hours playing games on your phone and eating free breadsticks.

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Peace Will Win
Peace Will Win

thanks for making everyone sick......you are now to blame too.....jesus, that...is not...food.

GFTW
GFTW

It also helps to be really stoned before reading anything on Westword. Times two for anything scribbled by Wolowitz.

jenna-furrr
jenna-furrr topcommenter

@GFTW I agree--weed helps. I'm way more funny when you are high.


treesntrees
treesntrees

@GFTW I can confirm this, as I thoroughly enjoyed the article. 

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