Squire Lounge to close for renovations -- will the classic dive go upscale?

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Comedian Sam Tallent and bartender Cam Omlid.
Squire Lounge, the legendary Colfax dive bar will be closing its doors at the end of the week for a month. The owners have extensive renovations planned, and the bar will never be the same -- for better or for worse. For some patrons, the remodeling project will mean cleaner, more private bathrooms; classier cocktail options and a friendlier ambience. For die-hard Loungers, however, this renovation represents the end of an era.

We went to the last Tuesday night open mic before the revamp -- a surprisingly maudlin affair that comedian Aaron Urist compared to an Irish wake - to get a sense of how people feel about the Squire Lounge getting all respectable. Not everyone is heartbroken about the rebuilding and rebranding of the Squire. When we asked Charles Robbins, a Squire bartender and the best goddamned doorman in Denver, what he was looking forward to about the remodel, he muttered, "I can't wait to swing a hammer at these fucking walls."

We also caught up with Squire bartender Cam Omlid Omlid -- who also tends bar over at the Matchbox, including during its Sunday open mic night, which means he has listened to more failed dick jokes than just about anyone in Denver -- to see how he was feeling about the change:

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Westword: Why close the Squire?

Cam Omlid: It's time. While we all love the old lady, she needs a bath. Actually, a delousing like a new inmate. Many people come to the Squire as a joke, to say they've been to a scary dive bar on Colfax to drink with people they consider beneath them. That doesn't make for a good environment. Those of us who love the place want it to be a meeting place for friends old and new. A hub in a neighborhood that has lost some of its meeting places in the past few years. We want a usable space.

What part of the renovated Squire Lounge appeals most to you?

As a bartender, there is very little I can do if we become busy. I can't make the type of cocktail I'd be proud to serve. So, time to powerwash. Time to scrub. Time to rebuild.

What do you think people overlook about the Squire?

Beneath the grime is a wonderful space in a great location with a lot of history. We want to expand on that history, and make the Squire a place people want to go, not a place people used to go, or went once and tell horror stories about. Bars can be the center of a community. We want the Squire to be the slightly neurotic, crazy place it has always been, but with a bit more stability and less kitsch. There are good bones there, and we will be exposing them. A place with so much history deserves better, as do our customers, and we're finally making it happen. I'm glad I get to be a part of that, and I'm excited for everyone to see what the place can be.

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One part of the remodel everyone can agree on: the bathrooms must be destroyed and forged anew.
Want to see the Squire in its current format? It will be open for three more days, and Loungers will close out the old barroom with one final night of karaoke on Friday.

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16 comments
Kathleen Morton
Kathleen Morton

Mallory Nelson - I'm looking you up right now and it says you're not! "oh well, I wasn't one of the main members or anything." CALLING BS!

Kathleen Morton
Kathleen Morton

oh my gosh! Mallory Nelson - can you imagine if we didn't have a place to get cheap PBRs and get hit on by older men who used to be in "well-known" bands?!

Lisa Alvarez
Lisa Alvarez

I think it's great! About time! The place smells awful...

Eric Smiles
Eric Smiles

Will they get rid of the cockroaches this time?

Becca Kreidler
Becca Kreidler

Spike Thrash Time will be heart broken. Also, douchebag-ness is only allowed east of the Lion's Lair.

Pam Stiffler
Pam Stiffler

My first dive ever...all my old haunts are either giving up the game all together or joining yuppie-dom

Joktan Rogel
Joktan Rogel

I think they've got the broken dreams covered.

Joktan Rogel
Joktan Rogel

Let's ask the guy who was stabbed there on the night of July 26th. Though, his opinion may be a bit biased.

Scott Adelmann
Scott Adelmann

they should its a chill place to hang just need a bike rack out front new bathrooms bar table whatnot

Chip Monk
Chip Monk

Used to live behind that bar. I hope they renovate it with C4 and broken dreams.

contender
contender

RIP Squire.  I don't go there to 'drink with people below me'.  I like it for the (super) cheap drinks and absolute lack of any sort of pretension.  It's at Colfax and Williams; I have my doubts as to whether or not the clientele will change save for me.  I'm not going to risk a stabbing to pay RiNo prices for a drink. 

Maybe the PS lounge can start doing Karaoke.

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