You won't need to scramble to get brunch at Federal Bar and Grill

Categories: A Federal Case

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Mark Antonation
In A Federal Case, I'll be eating my way up Federal Boulevard -- south to north -- within Denver city limits. I'll be skipping the national chains and per-scoop Chinese joints, but otherwise I'll report from every vinyl booth, walk-up window and bar stool where food is served. Here's the report on this week's stop...

A bar and grill is just a grill when you're not drinking. Despite the rows of taps and shelves full of alluring liquor bottles, the cheap mixed drinks and the neon beers signs, the main draws become only the menu and maybe the sporting event on TV. The game tables and dart boards are of no consequence to anyone whose take-all-bets bravado is not boosted by a little liquid courage. So it was on a recent visit to Federal Bar and Grill, which last year moved into the revamped former home of the decidedly grungy Micky Manor -- where heavy drinking was definitely the sole attraction.

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Mark Antonation
The facade still has remnants of the Micky Manor.
Call it a New Year's resolution, a pact based on notions of improved health or maybe just a dare, but Amy and I had decided to lay off the sauce until Super Bowl Sunday. We'd already navigated office parties, dinner-club dinners and some bad moods induced by weather-related rush-hour traffic. But with the Federal's glossy art deco bar and long list of beers, we decided that brunch would provide less temptation than the later hours, when the neighborhood collectively whets its thirst at one of the few true bars along this stretch of Federal Boulevard. Two-dollar mimosas (made with fresh-squeezed orange juice) and four-dollar brunch cocktails (including a housemade bloody Mary) proved difficult to ignore, but the coffee was good and bottomless, which became a form of salvation.

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Mark Antonation
No brunch scramble to get to this breakfast scramble.
I rounded up a crew from the previous night's dinner club to help us plow through the brunch menu; the Federal opens at 10 a.m. for weekend brunch, so I picked that time to get the jump on any potential lines. I needn't have worried; we were the first customers -- and the only ones for at least another half hour. We took a table toward the back, beyond that long expanse of walnut-hued bar and its many gem-colored bottles sparkling in the slanting mid-morning sunshine, beyond the rows of craft-beer handles and comfortable bar stools with high backs and padded seats custom-built for the long haul.

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Mark Antonation
Eggs, bedeviled with tapenade.
The menu at the Federal includes a handful of brunch-specific offerings, mostly of the savory variety, but our server let us know that we could order anything on the menu, whether it was designated for brunch or not. We started with a plate of deviled eggs as we waited for our final companion, who rolled in late and bed-headed because we had told him the wrong time.

Deviled egg aficionados come in two camps: traditionalists and experimenters. The former group (including Amy) can never understand why the latter insists on messing with the basic, creamy satisfaction of yolk and mayo touched only with a little mustard and a freckling of paprika. I'm in the second set, so I enjoyed the tapenade blended into the yolk mixture.

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Mark Antonation
Why is it always squiggles? Maybe polka dots or checkerboard next time.
Once we ordered, the table soon became cluttered with an assortment of burritos, burgers, onion rings and scrambles. My breakfast burrito -- heavy on sausage and diced vegetables but light on eggs -- appeared to be stuffed with the same mixture that composed Amy's North Denver scramble: chorizo, potatoes, green peppers, onion and a squiggle of sour cream. I was confused by the mild and onion-studded sauce until I looked back at the menu and realized it was ranchero sauce, not the more familiar green chile I thought I was getting. (Reading comprehension is decidedly state-dependent; I can't concentrate when sober in a location where I'm normally at least pleasantly tipsy.)

Location Info

Federal Bar & Grill

2544 Federal Blvd., Denver, CO

Category: Restaurant

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9 comments
Daniel Lowitz
Daniel Lowitz

Place is excellent, food and beer selection are always great.

Chad A Tet
Chad A Tet

Jessica Lee. Even their regular menu looks pretty bomb.

Justin Day
Justin Day

Peanut Butter and Jelly Chicken wings. That is all'

bondadprevalece
bondadprevalece

It's never been a big dilemma for me choosing between alcohol and coffee for brunch. I'm always momentarily tempted by a bloody mary or mimosa, but a good cup of bottomless coffee always tips the scales.


P.S. Did you skip Fronteras Grill? I drive by it all the time and always wondered if it was actually still open (since it looks like an abandoned shack).

Manfrenjensen
Manfrenjensen

Don't miss their Ghost Fries!  They're hot-as-hell, but so damn good!

Mantonat
Mantonat topcommenter

@bondadprevalece As far as I can tell, the place isn't open. And I agree about the coffee. Alcohol can wait; coffee is an immediate need in the morning.

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