Guess where I'm eating woefully underwhelming nachos?

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Lori Midson

Hey, restaurants: If you're going to serve nachos, even if they're $5 happy hour nachos, can you please take an extra ten seconds to melt the damn cheese? It's bad enough that 90 percent of the chips are naked, but no one, not even those too drunk to see beyond the blur, wants a cold blanket of cheese on their nachos. That's blasphemy.

Can you guess where I'm eating?

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mattyb2333
mattyb2333

HELLOOOOOOOO????

The ANSWER PLEASE?

mattyb2333
mattyb2333

HELLO???????

What is the name of the restaurant PLEASE????

DanWinter
DanWinter

I've posted about food that looks like this before in a review of Diablo.  My exact words:  "Their food all comes with a superfluous and unappetizing drizzle of creme as well, which makes sense when you realize that this restaurant is all about the flare (image) and not about the sizzle (flavor)."  

That just looks gross, although not as bad as the mountain of shit they call nachos at the Red Lion in Vail.  What's with that stupid swirl of cream?  Couldn't they go a la Denny's and make a smiley face with it?  

Anyway, who the heck knows....maybe Machete? It doesn't matter because I wouldn't order them anyway.  

But guess what suckers?  My girlfriend bought me a Dining Deck for the holidays, so we get a discount every time we go out on a date night.  That's a win-win if you ask me - I get a discount and we both get a nice meal out together.  So while it's fun to try and guess what meal Lori is subjecting herself to, it's even nicer to pony up and buy that deck of cards for your loved one.  


Cheers,


Dan

DrJuice
DrJuice

Next time save that $5 and invest in a photography class already. 

Rev_Ed
Rev_Ed

I'll go out on a limb and guess Piper Inn

Denver Dave
Denver Dave topcommenter

@eddievonrothhorn  Definitely not Bennies.  I'm not a huge fan of anything at Bennie's generally but their nachos ROCK.  These ain't them - thank God.

Mantonat
Mantonat topcommenter

@DrJuice  Are you having difficulties? Let me help: they're nachos.

DanWinter
DanWinter

@rickstigator @DanWinter  Well, good point my friend. But it's 11 weeks into the year already.....41 to go so your clock is ticking.  So I guess I'm saying it's simply good to HAVE that deck of cards any way you can get them!

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