The Top Five New Taco Bell "Dollar Cravings" Menu Items

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Taco Bell has gone and done it again, and by "it" I mean given me another reason to fuck my common sense into the dirt and hit the drive-through, late at night, like the filthy pintos and cheese addict I am (but try not to be). Bell's new "Dollar Cravings" menu has eleven items on it, but only five of them are worth checking out and -- shocker -- the cheese roll-up isn't one of them.

Here's a list of the top five new Taco Bell dollar cravings menu items. Chipotle still has class, track lighting and fresh guac, but I'm afraid this round goes to Taco Bell.

See also: How low would Taco Bell's prices have to be for you to stop going to Chipotle?


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5. The spicy potato soft taco.

Taco Bell cheflettes are damned geniuses when it comes to taking the same ingredients they have on hand, re-combining them in the simplest way possible, creating something new-ish, charging a buck each for them, and making wackloads of money from starving, incognizant freakos like me. The new spicy potato soft taco is probably the best example of this, because it's a flour tortilla with a small scoop of crispy potato bites with lettuce, cheese and some of that semi-new but ubiquitous chipotle sauce.

Besides the cheap price and the delicious tater nuggets, the best thing about this taco is that it's meatless, so vegetarians can load up, and anyone who is still leery of Taco Bell's mostly-meat filling can eat this without reservation.

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4. The beefy mini-quesadilla.

I have never been a huge fan of Taco Bell's quesadillas, usually because they come out dry as hell and the chicken filling needs the salt police to make an arrest, but the new baby beef 'dillas are tiny gems filled with ground beef, molten cheese and a liberal dosing of chipotle sauce (which is pretty much power-sprayed onto all the new items). They're close siblings of the Mexi-melt, except cheaper and without pico.

These are the new "got high and need a bagful" Bell snacks. The money saved from buying the usual sack of Mexi-melts (with Fire Sauce of course) can go toward buying another sack of weed, thus completing the circle of life.

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3. The beefy Fritos burrito.

The Fritos burrito has been an on-again, off-again menu item for a while now, going through many micro-transformations along the way. Seriously, this thing regenerates more than Doctor Who. The most recent incarnation gets loaded with seasoned beef, Fritos and cilantro rice -- the way-tastier alternative to Bell's regular, flavorless Mexican rice -- before the whole thing gets some pump-action nacho cheese sauce.

The only downside to this re-upped burrito is that you have to eat it within four minutes of buying it or else the Fritos go soggy and turn into corn mush and the whole thing tastes like a canned tamale.

For more new Taco Bell dollar menu items worth the buck, read on...

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21 comments
Zach Hepner
Zach Hepner

How much is Taco Bell paying you guys these days? Lets support some local company!!!!

Timothy Lutes
Timothy Lutes

I'm guessing taco bell is a sponsor of westword? It seems ever week there is a terrible story posted about this terrible chain.

David Warren
David Warren

Kevin Clauss Savannah Phunky..ballin on a budget

Sharon Kryza Chagolla
Sharon Kryza Chagolla

I'm unliking westword. I feel like it is nothing but a commercial for pot dispensaries, juggalos and Taco Bell. Three things I have no use for.

Matt Levan
Matt Levan

Take a pound of "meat", toss in some "tomatoes", "lettuce", and "cheese", then throw it in the toilet. There, I saved you a buck.

ANGERISAGIFT
ANGERISAGIFT

AWESOME but i will just go btw 2-5 and get the dolla grillers and really the only reason to go there BAJA BLAST

Lonna Harris
Lonna Harris

Those two restaurants aren't even on the same planet! Anyone ever heard of nutrition? Taco Bell isn't real food.

GFTW
GFTW

MEAT ME @ TACO BELL JENNIDURR!!!!

davebarnes
davebarnes topcommenter

$1 seems expensive as I always go for the 89¢ and 99¢ items.

Those pennies add up.

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