Design After Dark
Sadly, people's closets weren't nearly as interesting or creative. The dress was far less fabulous than Cat had hoped. Cat spent days shopping for her dress, even considering making one, before finally settling on a Missoni-style wrap dress and making her Tom Cat buy a new suit. And when Cat arrived and walked up the red carpet, what met her was a fair number of guests in work attire. Jeans. Suits. It was a bit disappointing. Still, there were a few beautiful dresses, and the co-chair went through four — count 'em — four costume changes. And she looked fabulous in each and every one of them.
Unfortunately, the new bane of society was also on prominent display: too short baby doll dresses. Yes, girls, they look cute from the front, but unless you have the WASP ass (i.e., none) you must take your butt into consideration. They take up room, they eat up fabric, it's just the nature of the ass. It's a bad, bad thing when a lovely girl is standing there trying to look glam in a dress that is three inches shorter in the back. Particularly when those three inches put the dress dangerously closer to her unstockinged lady parts.
Maybe we should get one for Brooke on The Real World: Denver. Maybe then she'd stop being such a whiny bitch when she has to work for Outward Bound. Nah. Nothing's gonna help that chick. Not even a super cool Selk'bag.




















