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Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 03:32:57 PM

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Max Karson, an envelope-pushing CU-Boulder student profiled in this Message column from last November, loves making news. But he may have gotten more attention than he bargained for on April 17, when he was arrested as a result of remarks he offered in class. According to information contained in this Associated Press article, students were discussing the April 16 slayings on the Virginia Tech campus when Karson "made comments about understanding how someone could kill 32 people." Witnesses reportedly told investigators that Karson said he was "angry about all kinds of things, from fluorescent light bulbs to the unpainted walls, and it made him angry enough to kill people."

Even in this context, these cracks seem intended as satire. However, a mere day after the worst killing spree in United States history, those present apparently weren't able to appreciate Karson's sense of humor -- and there are precedents for such disconnects. The November Message points out that Karson was suspended as an Amherst, Massachusetts, high school student after circulating a newsletter claiming that he'd been romantically involved with a principal accused of making sexually inappropriate comments to a male pupil. Then, at CU, he published a supposedly comic essay in The Yeti about "the myth of the female orgasm." As noted in the piece, Karson "argued that the clitoris is functionless ('like an appendix'), breasts have no nerves and can therefore be squeezed as hard as possible, and the sex act should proceed without lubrication, 'so they can really feel it.'"

Complaints from readers who felt this description made light of rape soon reached CU vice chancellor of student affairs Ron Stump, who called Karson into his office and gave him a lecture. Later, Stump suggested in an interview with the Boulder Daily Camera that the university was looking at legal options regarding the incident, which didn't go over too well with Boulder's branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. Shortly thereafter, CU was forced to publicly affirm Karson's First Amendment rights, much to his delight. "As far as any personal pleasure in making the administration look stupid, that wasn't high on my list of priorities," he insisted. "But it was amusing."

Karson's latest brush with notoriety is likely to evolve into a free-speech and satire argument, too, and if it does, he'll probably wind up winning the day. In the meantime, though, betcha he's not laughing. -- Michael Roberts

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6 Comments:

will says:

is satire always ok?
can i make satire about your mother's rancid pussy...i gots to know

You gotta be kidding me? They put him in jail?
I know Max and he's harmless (and I tried to teach him karate). This is an outrage. All bloggers should be concerned.
http://onlyintherepublicofamherst.blogspot.com/

Lorne Ridge says:

Can I suck him off when he gets out of jail? Yum.

They put him in jail, that's the funniest thing I've heard all damn year. You can say whatever you want about anything, unless he actually hurts someone or tells them when he'll be killing them they can't just throw him into prison, f** that!

Angela says:

His comments about the VT thing may have been a bit tasteless but by the time you get thrown in jail for saying something that's pretty damn scary. We either have freedom of speech in this country or we don't. And those who run around informing on people are the same people who embrace Nazi regimes. I think the people who turned him in are nothing more than Nazis. I'm surprised they don't wear swatsikas on their arms.

Anonymous says:

This is what happens when you make it to the age of 22 without getting the crap beat out of you for making asstard comments. If one of his classmates had just walked over to him after his 'look at me' moment and kicked the shit out of him, the problem would have been solved and it probably would have been less likely that this worm would have uttered his juvenile navel-ponderings aloud.

And no one could have sued anyone because the person who taught him a lesson could have pleaded self-defense.

Wake up Colorado and clean up the vermin in your midst.


And just look at this loser.....is there any wonder that the only way he can get attention is to be loud and stupid?

Small surprise that there is an equally stupid parent acting as enabler.

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